to a juster standard, by narrations being limited
to truth. Formerly the performers of the longest
voyages destroyed half the merit of their expeditions
by relating, not what they had, but had not seen;
a sort of communication that they might have imparted
without stirring a foot from home. Such exaggerations
drew discredit on travels, till people would not believe
that there existed in other countries any thing very
different from- what they saw in their own; and because
no Patagonians, or gentry seven or eight feet high,
were really discovered, they would not believe that
there were Laplanders or pigmies of three and four.
Incredulity went so far, that at last it Was doubted
whether China so much as existed; and our countryman
Sir John Mandeville(581) got an ill name, because,
though he gave an account of it, he had not brought
back its right name:(582) at least if I do not mistake,
this was the case; but it is long since I read any
thing about the matter, and I am willing to begin my
travels again under your ladyship’s auspices.
I am sorry to hear, Madam, that by your account Lady
Mary Wortley was not so accurate and faithful as modern
travellers. The invaluable art of inoculation,
which she brought from Constantinople, so dear to
all admirers of beauty, and to which we owe, perhaps,
the preservation of yours, stamps her an universal
benefactress; and as you rival her in poetic talents,
I had rather you would employ them to celebrate her
for her nostrum, than detect her for romancing.
However, genuine accounts of the interior of seraglios
would be precious; and I was in hopes would become
the greater rarities, as I flattered myself that your
friends the Empress of Russia and the Emperor were
determined to level Ottoman tyranny. His Imperial
Majesty, who has demolished the prison bars of so many
nunneries, would perform a stilt more Christian act
in setting free so many useless sultanas; and her
Czarish Majesty, I trust, would be as great a benefactress
to our sex, by ,abolishing The barbarous practice
that reduces us to be of none. Your ladyship’s
indefatigable peregrinations should have such great
objects in view, when you have the ear of sovereigns.
Peter the Hermit conjured up the first crusadoes against
the infidels by running about from monarch to monarch.
Lady Craven should ,be as zealous and as renowned;
and every fair Circassian would acknowledge, that
one English lady had repaid their country for the
secret which another had given to Europe from their
practice.
(581) As an instance of the monstrous exaggerations
of this ancient Munchausen, take the following:—“I
am a liar if I have not seen in Java, a single shell
in which three men might completely hide themselves,
and all white!” He also states himself to have
met with whole nations of giants, twenty-fie feet
high; and of pigmies, as many inches.-E.
(582) In a conversation with Mr. Windham, Dr. Johnson,
a few days before his death, recommended, for an account
of China, Sir John Mandeville’s Travels.”
See Boswell’s Johnson, vol. ix. p. 317, ed.
1835.-E.