I did think it long since I had the honour of hearing from your lordship; but, conscious how little I could repay you with any entertainment, I waited with patience.  In fact, I believe summer-correspondences often turn on complaints of want of news. it is unlucky that that is generally the season of correspondence, as it is of separation.  People assembled in a capital contrive to furnish matter, but then they have not occasion to write it.  Summer, being the season of campaigns, ought to be more fertile:  I am glad when that is not the case, for what is an account of battles but a list of burials?  Vultures and birds of prey might write with pleasure to their correspondents in the Alps of such events; but they ought to be melancholy topics to those who have no beaks or talons.  At this moment if I was an epicure among the sharks, I should rejoice that General Elliot has just sent the carcases of fifteen hundred Spaniards down to market under Gibraltar;(487) but I am more pleased that he despatched boats, and saved some of those whom he had overset.  What must a man of so much feeling have suffered at being forced to do his duty so well as he has done!  I remember hearing such another humane being, that brave old admiral Sir Charles Wager, say, that in his life be had never killed a fly.

This demolition of the Spanish armada is a great event:  a very good one if it prevents a battle between Lord Howe and the combined fleets, as I should hope; and yet better if it produces peace, the only political crisis to which I look with eagerness.  Were that happy moment arrived, there is ample matter to employ our great men, if we have any, in retrieving the affairs of this country, if they are to be retrieved.  But though our sedentary politicians write abundance of letters in the newspapers, full of plans of public spirit, I doubt the nation is not sober enough to set about its own work in earnest.  When none reform themselves, little good is to be expected, We see by the excess of highwaymen how far evils may go before any attempt is made to cure them.  I am sure, from the magnitude of this inconvenience, that I am not talking merely like an old man.  I have lived here above thirty years, and used to go every where round at all hours of the night without any precaution.  I cannot now stir a mile from my own house after sunset without one or two servants with blunderbusses.  I am not surprised your lordship’s pheasants were stolen:  a woman was taken last Saturday night loaded with nine geese, and they say has impeached a gang Of fourteen housebreakers -but these are undergraduates; when they should have taken their doctor’s degrees, they would not have piddled in such little game.  Those regius-professors the nabobs have taught men not to plunder for farthings.