willingly swallow the cost if we could only get the
ships.” He then described Don John as so
cast down by his disappointment as to be fit for nothing,
and most desirous of quitting the Netherlands as soon
as possible. He had no disposition to govern
these wineskins. Any one who ruled in the provinces
was obliged to do exactly what they ordered him to
do. Such rule was not to the taste of Don John.
Without any comparison, a woman would answer the purpose
better than any man, and Escovedo accordingly suggested
the Empress Dowager, or Madame de Parma, or even Madame
de Lorraine. He further recommended that the Spanish
troops, thus forced to leave the Netherlands by land,
should be employed against the heretics in France.
This would be a salve for the disgrace of removing
them. “It would be read in history,”
continued the Secretary, “that the troops went
to France in order to render assistance in a great
religious necessity; while, at the same time, they
will be on hand to chastise these drunkards, if necessary.
To have the troops in France is almost as well as
to keep them here.” He begged to be forgiven
if he spoke incoherently. ’T was no wonder
that he should do so, for his reason had been disordered
by the blow which had been received. As for Don
John, he was dying to leave the country, and although
the force was small for so great a general, yet it
would be well for him to lead these troops to France
in person. “It would sound well in history,”
said poor Escovedo, who always thought of posterity,
without ever dreaming that his own private letters
would be destined, after three centuries, to comment
and earnest investigation; “it would sound well
in history, that Don John went to restore, the French
kingdom and to extirpate heretics, with six thousand
foot and two thousand horse. ’Tis a better
employment, too, than to govern such vile creatures
as these.”
If, however, all their plans should fail, the Secretary
suggested to his friend Antonio, that he must see
and make courtiers of them. He suggested that
a strong administration might be formed in Spain, with
Don John, the Marquis de Los Velez, and the Duke of
Sesa. “With such chiefs, and with Anthony
and John—[Viz., John of Escovedo and Antony
Perez.]—for acolytes,” he was of
opinion that much good work might be done, and that
Don John might become “the staff for his Majesty’s
old age.” He implored Perez, in the most
urgent language, to procure Philip’s consent
that his brother should leave the provinces.
“Otherwise,” said he, “we shall see
the destruction of the friend whom we so much love!
He will become seriously ill, and if so, good night
to him! His body is too delicate.”
Escovedo protested that he would rather die himself.
“In the catastrophe of Don John’s death,”
he continued, “adieu the court, adieu the world!”
He would incontinently bury himself among the mountains
of San Sebastian, “preferring to dwell among
wild animals than among courtiers.” Escovedo,