In his capacity as first valet it was the duke’s duty to bring the king’s shirt in the morning, to see to his wardrobe and his bed, and to supply him with ideas for the day.  The king depended upon him entirely and abjectly, was miserable when separated from him four-and-twenty hours, thought with the duke’s thoughts and saw with the duke’s eyes.  He was permitted to know nothing of state affairs, save such portions as were communicated to him by Lerma.  The people thought their monarch bewitched, so much did he tremble before the favourite, and so unscrupulously did the duke appropriate for his own benefit and that of his creatures everything that he could lay his hands upon.  It would have needed little to bring about a revolution, such was the universal hatred felt for the minister, and the contempt openly expressed for the king.

The duke never went to the council.  All papers and documents relating to business were sent to his apartments.  Such matters as he chose to pass upon, such decrees as he thought proper to issue, were then taken by him to the king, who signed them with perfect docility.  As time went on, this amount of business grew too onerous for the royal hand, or this amount of participation by the king in affairs of state came to be esteemed superfluous and inconvenient by the duke, and his own signature was accordingly declared to be equivalent to that of the sovereign’s sign-manual.  It is doubtful whether such a degradation of the royal prerogative had ever been heard of before in a Christian monarch.

It may be imagined that this system of government was not of a nature to expedite business, however swiftly it might fill the duke’s coffers.  High officers of state, foreign ambassadors, all men in short charged with important affairs, were obliged to dance attendance for weeks and months on the one man whose hands grasped all the business of the kingdom, while many departed in despair without being able to secure a single audience.  It was entirely a matter of trade.  It was necessary to bribe in succession all the creatures of the duke before getting near enough to headquarters to bribe the duke himself.  Never were such itching palms.  To do business at court required the purse of Fortunatus.  There was no deception in the matter.  Everything was frank and above board in that age of chivalry.  Ambassadors wrote to their sovereigns that there was no hope of making treaties or of accomplishing any negotiation except by purchasing the favour of the autocrat; and Lerma’s price was always high.  At one period the republic of Venice wished to put a stop to the depredations by Spanish pirates upon Venetian commerce, but the subject could not even be approached by the envoy until he had expended far more than could be afforded out of his meagre salary in buying an interview.