“What never was?” interrupted Mr. Peter Bradbury, whose granddaughter had lately announced her discovery that the Bradburys were descended from Miles Standish.  “What wasn’t told about Puritan villages?”

“Can’t you wait?” Mr. Arp’s accents were those of pain.  “Haven’t I got any right to present my side of the case?  Ain’t we restrained enough to allow of free speech here?  How can we ever git anywhere in an argument like this, unless we let one man talk at a time?  How—­”

“Go on with your statement,” said Uncle Joe Davey, impatiently.

Mr. Arp’s grievance was increased.  “Now listen to you!  How many more interruptions are comin’?  I’ll listen to the other side, but I’ve got to state mine first, haven’t I?  If I don’t make my point clear, what’s the use of the argument?  Argumentation is only the comparison of two sides of a question, and you have to see what the first side is before you can compare it with the other one, don’t you?  Are you all agreed to that?”

“Yes, yes,” said the Colonel.  “Go ahead.  We won’t interrupt until you’re through.”

“Very well,” resumed Mr. Arp, with a fleeting expression of satisfaction, “as I said before, I wish to—­as I said—­” He paused, in some confusion.  “As I said, argumentation is—­that is, I say—­” He stopped again, utterly at sea, having talked himself so far out of his course that he was unable to recall either his sailing port or his destination.  Finally he said, feebly, to save the confession, “Well, go on with your side of it.”

This generosity was for a moment disconcerting; however, the quietest of the party took up the opposition—­Roger Tabor, a very thin, old man with a clean-shaven face, almost as white as his hair, and melancholy, gentle, gray eyes, very unlike those of his brother Jonas, which were dark and sharp and button-bright. (It was to Roger’s son that Jonas had so magnificently sold the hardware business.) Roger was known in Canaan as “the artist”; there had never been another of his profession in the place, and the town knew not the word “painter,” except in application to the useful artisan who is subject to lead-poisoning.  There was no indication of his profession in the attire of Mr. Tabor, unless the too apparent age of his black felt hat and a neat patch at the elbow of his shiny, old brown overcoat might have been taken as symbols of the sacrifice to his muse which his life had been.  He was not a constant attendant of the conclave, and when he came it was usually to listen; indeed, he spoke so seldom that at the sound of his voice they all turned to him with some surprise.

“I suppose,” he began, “that Eskew means the devil is behind all beautiful things.”

“Ugly ones, too,” said Mr. Arp, with a start of recollection.  “And I wish to state—­”

“Not now!” Colonel Flitcroft turned upon him violently.  “You’ve already stated it.”