stimuli, would yield to the power of natural and tranquil
impulses. He will no longer pine under the lethargy
of ennui, that unconquerable weariness of life, more
to be dreaded than death itself. He will escape
the epidemic madness, which broods over its own injurious
notions of the Deity, and ‘realizes the hell
that priests and beldams feign.’ Every man
forms, as it were, his god from his own character;
to the divinity of one of simple habits no offering
would be more acceptable than the happiness of his
creatures. He would be incapable of hating or
persecuting others for the love of God. He will
find, moreover, a system of simple diet to be a system
of perfect epicurism. He will no longer be incessantly
occupied in blunting and destroying those organs from
which he expects his gratification. The pleasures
of taste to be derived from a dinner of potatoes,
beans, peas, turnips, lettuces, with a dessert of
apples, gooseberries, strawberries, currants, raspberries,
and in winter, oranges, apples and pears, is far greater
than is supposed. These who wait until they can
eat this plain fare with the sauce of appetite will
scarcely join with the hypocritical sensualist at a
lord-mayor’s feast, who declaims against the
pleasures of the table. Solomon kept a thousand
concubines, and owned in despair that all was vanity.
The man whose happiness is constituted by the society
of one amiable woman would find some difficulty in
sympathizing with the disappointment of this venerable
debauchee.
I address myself not only to the young enthusiast,
the ardent devotee of truth and virtue, the pure and
passionate moralist, yet unvitiated by the contagion
of the world. He will embrace a pure system, from
its abstract truth, its beauty, its simplicity, and
its promise of wide-extended benefit; unless custom
has turned poison into food, he will hate the brutal
pleasures of the chase by instinct; it will be a contemplation
full of horror, and disappointment to his mind, that
beings capable of the gentlest and most admirable sympathies
should take delight in the death-pangs and last convulsions
of dying animals. The elderly man, whose youth
has been poisoned by intemperance, or who has lived
with apparent moderation, and is afflicted with a wide
variety of painful maladies, would find his account
in a beneficial change produced without the risk of
poisonous medicines. The mother, to whom the
perpetual restlessness of disease and unaccountable
deaths incident to her children are the causes of
incurable unhappiness, would on this diet experience
the satisfaction of beholding their perpetual healths
and natural playfulness. (See Mr. Newton’s book.
His children are the most beautiful and healthy creatures
it is possible to conceive; the girls are perfect
models for a sculptor; their dispositions are also
the most gentle and conciliating; the judicious treatment,
which they experience in other points, may be a correlative
cause of this. In the first five years of their