To other, and inferior, writers it is most fortunate that our design has taken so wide a scope.  These can go on with their perennial wrangle over the petty question of penal and educational flagellation, while we grapple with the higher problem, and unfold the broader philosophy of an universal walloping.  Reflections upon the Beneficent Influence of the Press.

Reflection 1.—­The beneficent influence of the Press is most talked about by the Press.

Reflection 2.—­If the Press were less evenly divided upon all social, political, and moral questions the influence of its beneficence would be greater than it is.

Reflection 3.—­The beneficence of its influence would be more marked.

Reflection 4.—­If the Press were more wise and righteous than it is, it might escape the reproach of being more foolish and wicked than it should be.

Reflection 5.—­The foregoing Reflection is not an identical proposition.

Reflection 6.—­(a) The beneficent influence of the Press cannot be purchased for money. (b) It can if you have enough money.  Charity.

Charity is certain to bring its reward-if judiciously bestowed.  The Anglo-Saxons are the most charitable race in the world-and the most judicious.  The right hand should never know of the charity that the left hand giveth.  There is, however, no objection to putting it in the papers.  Charity is usually represented with a babe in her arms-going to place it benevolently upon a rich man’s doorstep.  The Study of Human Nature.

To the close student of human nature no place offers such manifold attractions, such possibilities of deep insight, such a mine of suggestion, such a prodigality of illustration, as a pig-pen at feeding time.  It has been said, with allusion to this philosophical pursuit, that “there is no place like home;” but it will be seen that this is but another form of the same assertion.—­End of the Essay upon the Study of Human Nature.  Additional Talk-Done in the Country.  I.

....  Life in the country may be compared to the aimless drifting of a house-dog professing to busy himself about a lawn.  He goes nosing about, tacking and turning here and there with the most intense apparent earnestness; and finally seizes a blade of grass by the middle, chews it savagely, drops it; gags comically, and curls away to sleep as if worn out with some mighty exercise.  Whatever pursuit you may engage in in the country is sure to end in nausea, which you are quite as sure to try to get recognised as fatigue.  II.

....  A windmill keeps its fans going about; they do not stop long in one position.  A man should be like the fans of a windmill; he should go about a good deal, and not stop long-in the country.  III.

....  A great deal has been written and said and sung in praise of green trees.  And yet there are comparatively few green trees that are good to eat.  Asparagus is probably the best of them, though celery is by no means to be despised.  Both may be obtained in any good market in the city.  IV.