You can hear the blackbirds jawin’ as they foller
up the
plow—
Oh, theyr bound to git theyr brekfast, and theyr not
a-carin’
how;
So they quarrel in the furries, and they quarrel on
the
wing—
But theyr peaceabler in pot-pies than any other thing:
And it’s when I git my shotgun drawed up in
stiddy rest,
She’s as full of tribbelation as a yeller-jacket’s
nest;
And a few shots before dinner, when the sun’s
a-shinin’
right,
Seems to kindo’-sorto’ sharpen up a feller’s
appetite!
They’s been a heap o’ rain, but the sun’s
out to-day,
And the clouds of the wet spell is all cleared away,
And the woods is all the greener, and the grass is
greener
still;
It may rain again to-morry, but I don’t think
it will.
Some says the crops is ruined, and the corn’s
drownded
out,
And propha-sy the wheat will be a failure, without
doubt;
But the kind Providence that has never failed us yet,
Will be on hands onc’t more at the ’leventh
hour, I bet!
Does the medder-lark complane, as he swims high and
dry
Through the waves of the wind and the blue of the
sky?
Does the quail set up and whissel in a disappinted
way,
Er hang his head in silunce, and sorrow all the day?
Is the chipmuck’s health a-failin’?—Does
he walk, er does
he
run?
Don’t the buzzards ooze around up thare just
like they’ve
allus
done?
Is they anything the matter with the rooster’s
lungs er
voice?
Ort a mortul be complainin’ when dumb animals
rejoice?
Then let us, one and all, be contentud with our lot;
The June is here this morning, and the sun is shining
hot. Oh! let us fill our harts up with the glory
of the day, And banish ev’ry doubt and care
and sorrow fur away! Whatever be our station,
with Providence fer guide, Sich fine circumstances
ort to make us satisfied; Fer the world is full of
roses, and the roses full of dew, And the dew is full
of heavenly love that drips fer me
and you.
“Mylo Jones’s wife”
“Mylo Jones’s wife” was all
I heerd, mighty near, last Fall—
Visitun relations down
T’other side of Morgantown!
Mylo Jones’s wife she does
This and that, and “those” and “thus"!—
Can’t ’bide babies in her sight—
Ner no childern, day and night,
Whoopin’ round the premises—
ner no nothin’ else, I guess!
Mylo Jones’s wife she ’lows
She’s the boss of her own house!—
Mylo—consequences is—
Stays whare things seem some like his,—
Uses, mostly, with the stock—
Coaxin’ “Old Kate” not to balk,
Ner kick hoss-flies’ branes out, ner
Act, I s’pose, so much like her!
Yit the wimmern-folks tells you
She’s perfection.—Yes they do!