The Merry Devil eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 49 pages of information about The Merry Devil.

The Merry Devil eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 49 pages of information about The Merry Devil.

Sir Arthur
My daughter!

Brian
My Deer!

Sir Raph
Where is Mountchensey?

Brian
Where’s my Buck?

Sir Arthur
I will complain me of thee to the King.

Brian
I’ll complain unto the King you spoil his game: 
Tis strange that men of your account and calling
Will offer it! 
I tell you true, Sir Arthur and Sir Raph,
That none but you have only spoild my game.

Sir Arthur
I charge you, stop us not!

Brian
I charge you both ye get out of my ground! 
Is this a time for such as you,
Men of your place and of your gravity,
To be abroad a thieving? tis a shame;
And, afore God, if I had shot at you,
I had served you well enough.

[Exeunt.]

Scene II.  Enfield Churchyard.

[Enter Banks the Miller, wet on his legs.]

Banks.  S’foot, here’s a dark night indeed!  I think I have been in fifteen ditches between this and the forest.  Soft, here’s Enfield Church:  I am so wet with climing over into an orchard for to steal some filberts.  Well, here I’ll sit in the Church porch, and wait for the rest of my consort.

[Enter the Sexton.]

Sexton.  Here’s a sky as black as Lucifer.  God bless us! here was goodman Theophilus buried; he was the best Nutcracker that ever dwelt in Enfield.  Well, tis 9. a clock, tis time to ring curfew.  Lord bless us, what a white thing is that in the Church porch!  O Lord, my legs are too weak for my body, my hair is too stiff for my night-cap, my heart fails; this is the ghost of Theophilus.  O Lord, it follows me!  I cannot say my prayers, and one would give me a thousand pound.  Good spirit, I have bowled and drunk and followed the hounds with you a thousand times, though I have not the spirit now to deal with you.  O Lord!

[Enter Priest.]

Priest.
Grass and hey, we are all mortall.  Who’s there?

Sexton
We are grass and hay indeed; I know you to be Master
Parson by your phrase.

Priest.
Sexton!

Priest.
I, sir.

Priest.
For mortalities sake, What’s the matter?

Sexton.  O Lord, I am a man of another element; Master Theophilus Ghost is in the Church porch.  There was a hundred Cats, all fire, dancing here even now, and they are clomb up to the top of the steeple; I’ll not into the belfry for a world.

Priest. O good Salomon; I have been about a deed of darkness to night:  O Lord, I saw fifteen spirits in the forest, like white bulls; if I lie, I am an arrant thief:  mortality haunts us—­grass and hay! the devils at our heels, and let’s hence to the parsonage.

[Exeunt.]

[The Miller comes out very softly.]

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