Sir Arthur.
My daughter!
Brian.
My Deer!
Sir Raph.
Where is Mountchensey?
Brian.
Where’s my Buck?
Sir Arthur.
I will complain me of thee to the King.
Brian.
I’ll complain unto the King you spoil his game:
Tis strange that men of your account and calling
Will offer it!
I tell you true, Sir Arthur and Sir Raph,
That none but you have only spoild my game.
Sir Arthur.
I charge you, stop us not!
Brian.
I charge you both ye get out of my ground!
Is this a time for such as you,
Men of your place and of your gravity,
To be abroad a thieving? tis a shame;
And, afore God, if I had shot at you,
I had served you well enough.
[Exeunt.]
Scene II. Enfield Churchyard.
[Enter Banks the Miller, wet on his legs.]
Banks. S’foot, here’s a dark night indeed! I think I have been in fifteen ditches between this and the forest. Soft, here’s Enfield Church: I am so wet with climing over into an orchard for to steal some filberts. Well, here I’ll sit in the Church porch, and wait for the rest of my consort.
[Enter the Sexton.]
Sexton. Here’s a sky as black as Lucifer. God bless us! here was goodman Theophilus buried; he was the best Nutcracker that ever dwelt in Enfield. Well, tis 9. a clock, tis time to ring curfew. Lord bless us, what a white thing is that in the Church porch! O Lord, my legs are too weak for my body, my hair is too stiff for my night-cap, my heart fails; this is the ghost of Theophilus. O Lord, it follows me! I cannot say my prayers, and one would give me a thousand pound. Good spirit, I have bowled and drunk and followed the hounds with you a thousand times, though I have not the spirit now to deal with you. O Lord!
[Enter Priest.]
Priest.
Grass and hey, we are all mortall. Who’s
there?
Sexton.
We are grass and hay indeed; I know you to be Master
Parson by your phrase.
Priest.
Sexton!
Priest.
I, sir.
Priest.
For mortalities sake, What’s the matter?
Sexton. O Lord, I am a man of another element; Master Theophilus Ghost is in the Church porch. There was a hundred Cats, all fire, dancing here even now, and they are clomb up to the top of the steeple; I’ll not into the belfry for a world.
Priest. O good Salomon; I have been about a deed of darkness to night: O Lord, I saw fifteen spirits in the forest, like white bulls; if I lie, I am an arrant thief: mortality haunts us—grass and hay! the devils at our heels, and let’s hence to the parsonage.
[Exeunt.]
[The Miller comes out very softly.]