The Merry Devil eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 49 pages of information about The Merry Devil.

The Merry Devil eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 49 pages of information about The Merry Devil.

Smug.  Mine host, my bully, my pretious consull, my noble Holofernes, I have been drunk i’ thy house twenty times and ten, all’s for that:  I was last night in the third heavens, my brain was poor, it had yest in ’t; but now I am a man of action; is ’t not so, lad?

Banks
Why, now thou hast two of the liberall sciences about thee,
wit and reason, thou maist serve the Duke of Europe.

Smug.  I will serve the Duke of Christendom, and do him more credit in his celler then all the plate in his buttery; is ’t not so, lad?

Sir John.  Mine host and Smug, stand there; Banks, you and your horse keep together; but lie close, shew no tricks, for fear of the keeper.  If we be scared, we’ll meet in the Church-porch at Enfield.

Smug
Content, sir John.

Banks
Smug, dost not thou remember the tree thou felst out of last
Night?

Smug.  Tush, and ’t had been as high as the Abbey, I should nere have hurt my self; I have fallen into the river, coming home from Waltham, and scapt drowning.

Sir John
Come, sever, fear no sprits!  We’ll have a Buck presently;
we have watched later then this for a Doe, mine Host.

Host.
Thou speakst as true as velvet.

Sir John
Why then, come!  Grass and hay, etc.

[Exeunt.]

[Enter Clare, Jerningham, and Milliscent.]

Clare
Franke Jerningham!

Jerningham
Speak softly, rogue; how now?

Clare
S’foot, we shall lose our way, it’s so dark; whereabouts
are we?

Jerningham
Why, man, at Potters gate; the way lies right:  hark! the
clock strikes at Enfield; what’s the hour?

Clare
Ten, the bell says.

Jerningham
A lies in’s throat, it was but eight when we set out of
Chesson.  Sir John and his Sexton are at ale to night, the
clock runs at random.

Clare.  Nay, as sure as thou liv’st, the villanous vicar is abroad in the chase this dark night:  the stone Priest steals more venison then half the country.

Jerningham
Milliscent, how dost thou?

Milliscent
Sir, very well. 
I would to God we were at Brians lodge.

Clare
We shall anon; z’ounds, hark!  What means this noise?

Jerningham
Stay, I hear horsemen.

Clare
I hear footmen too.

Jerningham
Nay, then I have it:  we have been discovered,
And we are followed by our fathers men.

Milliscent
Brother and friend, alas, what shall we do?

Clare
Sister, speak softly, or we are descried. 
They are hard upon us, what so ere they be,
Shadow your self behind this brake of fern,
We’ll get into the wood, and let them pass.

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