from whom nothing but the benefit of his subjects
could ever have torn him. And here let Calumny
blush, who has aspersed so chaste and faithful a monarch
with low amours; pretending that he has raised to
the honour of a seat in his sublime council, an artisan
of Hamburgh, known only by repairing the soles of
buskins, because that mechanic would, on no other
terms, consent to his fair daughter’s being
honoured with majestic embraces. So victorious
over his passions is this young Scipio from the Pole,
that though on Shooter’s-hill he fell into an
ambush laid for him by an illustrious Countess, of
blood-royal herself, his Majesty, after descending
from his car, and courteously greeting her, again
mounted his vehicle, without being one moment eclipsed
from the eyes of the surrounding multitude.
Oh! mercy on me! I am out of breath—pray
let me descend from my stilts, or I shall send you
as fustiin and tedious a history as that of Henry ii.
Well then, this great King is a very little one; not
ugly, nor ill-made. He has the sublime strut
of his grandfather, or of a cock-sparrow; and the
divine white eyes of all his family by the mother’s
side. His curiosity seems to have consisted in
the original plan of travelling for I cannot say he
takes notice of any thing in particular. His
manner is cold and dignified, but very civil and gracious
and proper. The mob adore him and huzza him;
and so they did the first instant. At Present
they begin to know why— for he flings money
to them out of his windows; and by the end of the
week I do not doubt but they will want to choose him
for Middlesex. His court is extremely well ordered;
for they bow as low to him at every word as if his
name was Sultan Amurat. You would take his first
minister for only the first of his slaves. I
hope this example, which they have been so good as
to exhibit at the opera, will contribute to civilize
us. There is indeed a pert young gentleman,
who a little discomposes this august ceremonial.
His name is Count Holke, his age three-and-twenty
and his post answers to one that we had formerly in
England, many ages ago, and which in our tongue was
called the lord high favourite. Before the Danish
monarchs became absolute, the most refractory of that
country used to write libels, called North Danes,
against this great officer; but that practice has long
since ceased. Count Holke seems rather proud
of his favour, than shy of displaying it.
I hope, my dear lord, you will be content with my Danish politics, for I trouble myself with no other. There is a long history about the Baron de Bottetourt and Sir Jeffery Amherst, who has resigned his regiment but it is nothing to me, nor do I care a straw about it. I am deep in the anecdotes of the new court; and if you want to know more of Count Holke or Count Molke, or the grand vizier Bernsdorff, or Mynheer Schimmelman, apply to me, and you shall be satisfied. But what do I talk of? You will see them yourself.