at last come and while away the remainder of life
on the banks of the Thames in gaiety and old tales.
I have quitted the stage, and the Clive is preparing
to leave it. We shall neither of us ever be
grave: dowagers roost all round us and you could
never want cards or mirth. Will you end like
a fat farmer, repeating annually the price of oats,
and discussing stale newspapers? There have you
got, I hear into an old gallery that has not been
glazed since Queen Elizabeth, and under the nose of
an infant Duke and Duchess, that will understand you
no more than if you wore a ruff and a coif, and talked
to them of a call of serjeants the year of the Spanish
armada! Your wit and humour will be as much lost
upon them, as if you talked the dialect of Chaucer;
for with all the divinity of wit, it grows out of
fashion like a fardingale. I am convinced that
the young men at White’s already laugh at George
Selwyn’s bon-mots only by tradition. I
avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would
dancing before them; for if one’s tongue don’t
move in the steps of the day, and thinks to please
by its old graces, it is only an object of ridicule,
like Mrs. Hobart in her cotilion. I tell you
we should get together, and comfort ourselves with
reflecting on the brave days that we have known—not
that I think people were a jot more clever or wise
in our youth than now, are now; but as my system is
always to live in a vision as much as I can, and as
visions don’t increase with years, there is
nothing so natural as to think one remembers what
one does not remember.
I have finished my tragedy,(1021) but as you would
not bear the subject, I will say no more of it, but
that Mr. Chute, who is not easily pleased, likes it,
and Gray, who is still more difficult, approves it.(1022)
I am not yet intoxicated enough with it to think
it would do for the stage, though I wish to see it
acted; but, as Mrs. Pritchard(1023) leaves the stage
next month, I know nobody could play the Countess;
nor am I disposed to expose myself to the impertinent
eyes of that jackanapes Garrick, who lets nothing
appear but his own wretched stuff, or that of creatures
still duller, who suffer him to alter their pieces
as he pleases. I have written an epilogue in
character for the Clive, which she would speak admirably;
but I am not so sure that she would like to speak
it. Mr. Conway, Lady Aylesbury, Lady Lyttelton,
and Miss Rich, are to come hither the day after to-morrow,
and Mr. Conway and I are to read my play to them; for
I have not strength enough to go through the whole
alone.(1024)
My press is revived, and is printing a French play
written by the old President Henault.(1025) It was
damned many years ago at Paris, and yet I think it
is better than some that have succeeded, and much
better than any of our modern tragedies. I print
it to please the old man, as he was exceedingly kind
to me at Paris; but I doubt whether he will live till
it is finished.(1026) He is to have a hundred copies,
and there are to be but a hundred more, Of Which You
shall have one.