himself again under the wing of Grenville, replied
on American affairs; but totally forgot your brother.
Beckford, in his boisterous Indian style, told Charles,
that on a single idea he had poured forth a diarrhoea
of words. He could not stand it, and in two
minutes fairly stole out of the House. This
battery being dismounted, the whole attack fell on
Grenville, and would have put you in mind of former
days. You never heard any minister worse treated
than he was for two hours together, by Tommy Townshend,
Sir George Saville, and George Onslow—and
what was worse, no soul stepped forth in his defence,
but Rigby and Lord Strange, the latter of whom was
almost as much abashed as Charles Townshend; conscience
flew in his black face, and almost turned it red.
T. Townshend was still more bitter on Lord Sandwich,
whom he called a profligate fellow—hoped
he was present,(741) and added, if he is not, I am
ready to call him so to his face in any private company:
even Rigby, his accomplice, said not a word in behalf
of his brother culprit. You will wonder how
all this ended—what would be the most ridiculous
conclusion to such a scene’! as you cannot imagine,
I will tell you. Lord Harry Paulet(742) telling
Grenville, that if Lord Cobham was to rise from the
dead, he would, if he could be ashamed of any thing,
be ashamed of him; by the way, every body believes
he meant the apostrophe stronger than he expressed
it: Grenville rose in a rage, like a basket-woman,
and told Lord harry that if he chose to use such language,
he knew where to find him. Did you ever hear
of a prime minister, even soi-disant tel, challenging
an opponent, when he could not answer him? Poor
Lord Harry, too, was an unfortunate subject to exercise
his valour upon! The House interposed; Lord
Harry declared he should have expected Grenville to
breakfast with him next morning; Grenville explained
off and on two or three times, the Scotch laughed,
the opposition roared, and the treasury-bench sat as
mute as fishes. Thus ended that wise Hudibrastic
encounter. Grenville however, attended by every
bad omen, provoked your brother, who had not intended
to speak, by saying that some people had a good opinion
of the dismissed officers, others had not. Your
brother rose, and surpassed himself: he was very
warm, though less so than on the first day; very decent
in terms, but most severe in effect; he more than
hinted at the threats that had been used to him—said
he would not reveal what was improper; yet left no
mortal in the dark on that head. He called on
the officers to assert their own freedom and independence.
In short, made such a speech as silenced all his adversaries,
but has filled the whole town with his praises:
I believe, as soon as his speech reaches Hayes, it
will contribute extremely to expel the gout, and bring
Mr. Pitt to town, lest his presence should be no longer
missed. Princess Amelia told Me the next night,
that if she had heard nothing of Mr. Conway’s