entirely confined to our ears: how long the sages
of the law may leave us those I cannot say.
Mrs Cornelis, apprehending the future assembly at
Almack’s, has enlarged her vast room, and hung
it with blue satin, and another with yellow satin;
but Almack’s room, which is to be ninety feet
long, proposes to swallow up both hers, as easy as
Moses’s rod gobbled down those Of the magicians.
Well, but there are more joys; a dinner and assembly
every Tuesday at the Austrian minister’s; ditto
on Thursdays at the Spaniard’s; ditto on Wednesdays
and Sundays at the French ambassador’s; besides
Madame de Welderen’s on Wednesdays, Lady Harrington’s
Sundays, and occasional private mobs at my lady Northumberland’s.
Then for the mornings, there are lev`ees and drawing-rooms
without end. Not to mention the maccaroni-club,
which has quite absorbed Arthur’s; for you know
old fools will hobble after young ones. Of all
these pleasures, I prescribe myself a very small pittance,—my
dark corner in my own box at the Opera, and now and
then an ambassador, to keep my French going till my
journey to Paris. Politics are gone to sleep,
like a paroli at pharaoh, though there is the finest
tract lately published that ever was written, called
an Inquiry into the Doctrine of Libels. It would
warm your old Algernon blood; but for what any body
cares, might as well have been written about the wars
of York and Lancaster. The thing most in fashion
is my edition of Lord Herbert’s Life; people
are mad after it, I believe because only two hundred
were printed; and, by the numbers that admire it,
I am convinced that if I had kept his lordship’s
counsel, very few would have found out the absurdity
of it. The caution with which I hinted at its
extravagance, has passed with several for approbation,
and drawn on theirs. This is nothing new to
me; it is when one laughs out at their idols that
one angers people. I do not wonder now that Sir
Philip Sydney was the darling hero, when Lord Herbert,
who followed him so close and trod in his steps, is
at this time of day within an ace of rivalling him.
I wish I had let him; it was contradicting one of
my own maxims, which I hold to be very just; that it
is idle to endeavour to cure the world of any folly,
unless We Could cure it of being foolish.
Tell me whether I am likely to see you before I go
to Paris, which will be early in February. I
hate you for being so indifferent about me. I
live in the world, and yet love nothing, care a straw
for nothing, but two or three old friends, that I
have loved these thirty years. You have buried
yourself with half a dozen parsons and isquires, and
Yet never cast a thought upon those you have always
lived with. You come to town for two Months,
grow tired in six weeks, hurry away, and then one hears
no more of you till next winter. I don’t
want you to like the world, I like it no more than
you; but I stay awhile in it, because while one sees
it one laughs at it, but when one gives it up one