And no one suggested the lunatic asylum. Such is the force of pride, of rank stupidity, and of habit.
The slate-scratching was scarcely over that evening when Mr Powell Liversage appeared. He was a golden-haired man, with a jolly face, lighter and shorter in structure than the two brothers. His friendship with them dated from school-days, and it had survived even the entrance of Liversage into a learned profession. Liversage, who, being a bachelor like the Hessians, had many unoccupied evenings, came to see the brothers regularly every Saturday night, and one or other of them dropped in upon him most Wednesdays; but this particular night was a Thursday.
‘How do?’ John greeted him succinctly between two puffs of a pipe.
‘How do?’ replied Liversage.
‘How do, Pow?’ Robert greeted him in turn, also between two puffs of a pipe.
And ’How do, little ‘un?’ replied Liversage.
A chair was indicated to him, and he sat down, and Robert poured out some coffee into a third cup which Maggie had brought. John pushed away the extra special of the Staffordshire Signal, which he had been reading.
‘What’s up these days?’ John demanded.
‘Well,’ said Liversage, and both brothers noticed that he was rather ill at ease, instead of being humorous and lightly caustic as usual, ‘the will’s turned up.’
‘The devil it has!’ John exclaimed. ‘When?’
‘This afternoon.’
And then, as there was a pause, Liversage added: ’Yes, my sons, the will’s turned up.’
‘But where, you cuckoo, sitting there like that?’ asked Robert. ‘Where?’
’It was in that registered letter addressed to your sister that the Post Office people wouldn’t hand over until we’d taken out letters of administration.’