“Asbestos!” I said, “this, then, is your coming Civilisation, your millennium.  This dull, dead thing, with the work and the burden gone out of life, and with them all the joy and sweetness of it.  For the old struggle—­mere stagnation, and in place of danger and death, the dull monotony of security and the horror of an unending decay!  Give me back,” I cried, and I flung wide my arms to the dull air, “the old life of danger and stress, with its hard toil and its bitter chances, and its heartbreaks.  I see its value!  I know its worth!  Give me no rest,” I cried aloud——­

* * * * *

“Yes, but give a rest to the rest of the corridor!” cried an angered voice that broke in upon my exultation.

Suddenly my sleep had gone.

I was back again in the room of my hotel, with the hum of the wicked, busy old world all about me, and loud in my ears the voice of the indignant man across the corridor.

“Quit your blatting, you infernal blatherskite,” he was calling.  “Come down to earth.”

I came.

THE END

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