Nonsense Novels eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 127 pages of information about Nonsense Novels.

Nonsense Novels eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 127 pages of information about Nonsense Novels.

We had now been three days at sea.  My first sea-sickness was wearing off, and I thought less of father.

On the third morning Captain Bilge descended to my cabin.

“Mr. Blowhard,” he said, “I must ask you to stand double watches.”

“What is the matter?” I inquired.

“The two other mates have fallen overboard,” he said uneasily, and avoiding my eye.

I contented myself with saying “Very good, sir,” but I could not help thinking it a trifle odd that both the mates should have fallen overboard in the same night.

Surely there was some mystery in this.

Two mornings later the Captain appeared at the breakfast-table with the same shifting and uneasy look in his eye.

“Anything wrong, sir?” I asked.

“Yes,” he answered, trying to appear at ease and twisting a fried egg to and fro between his fingers with such nervous force as almost to break it in two—­“I regret to say that we have lost the bosun.”

“The bosun!” I cried.

“Yes,” said Captain Bilge more quietly, “he is overboard.  I blame myself for it, partly.  It was early this morning.  I was holding him up in my arms to look at an iceberg and, quite accidentally I assure you—­I dropped him overboard.”

“Captain Bilge,” I asked, “have you taken any steps to recover him?”

“Not as yet,” he replied uneasily.

I looked at him fixedly, but said nothing.

Ten days passed.

The mystery thickened.  On Thursday two men of the starboard watch were reported missing.  On Friday the carpenter’s assistant disappeared.  On the night of Saturday a circumstance occurred which, slight as it was, gave me some clue as to what was happening.

As I stood at the wheel about midnight, I saw the Captain approach in the darkness carrying the cabin-boy by the hind leg.  The lad was a bright little fellow, whose merry disposition had already endeared him to me, and I watched with some interest to see what the Captain would do to him.  Arrived at the stern of the vessel, Captain Bilge looked cautiously around a moment and then dropped the boy into the sea.  For a brief instant the lad’s head appeared in the phosphorus of the waves.  The Captain threw a boot at him, sighed deeply, and went below.

Here then was the key to the mystery!  The Captain was throwing the crew overboard.  Next morning we met at breakfast as usual.

“Poor little Williams has fallen overboard,” said the Captain, seizing a strip of ship’s bacon and tearing at it with his teeth as if he almost meant to eat it.

“Captain,” I said, greatly excited, stabbing at a ship’s loaf in my agitation with such ferocity as almost to drive my knife into it—­ “You threw that boy overboard!”

“I did,” said Captain Bilge, grown suddenly quiet, “I threw them all over and intend to throw the rest.  Listen, Blowhard, you are young, ambitious, and trustworthy.  I will confide in you.”

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