Title:  Nonsense Novels

Author:  Stephen Leacock

Edition:  10

Language:  English

Character set encoding:  ASCII

Release Date:  November, 2003 [Etext #4682] [Yes, we are more than one year ahead of schedule] [This file was first posted on February 27, 2002]

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NONSENSE NOVELS

BY STEPHEN LEACOCK

PREFACE

The author of this book offers it to the public without apology.  The reviewers of his previous work of this character have presumed, on inductive grounds, that he must be a young man from the most westerly part of the Western States, to whom many things might be pardoned as due to the exuberant animal spirits of youth.  They were good enough to express the thought that when the author grew up and became educated there might be hope for his intellect.  This expectation is of no avail.  All that education could do in this case has been tried and has failed.  As a Professor of Political Economy in a great university, the author admits that he ought to know better.  But he will feel amply repaid for his humiliation if there are any to whom this little book may bring some passing amusement in hours of idleness, or some brief respite when the sadness of the heart or the sufferings of the body forbid the perusal of worthier things.