“There’s nothing like making the fellows mind; they’ve got so infernal independent here, and old Tom thinks so much of his young wife, that his niggers have begun to imitate him. One’s enough at a time!” said Master George, with all the importance of his character. A “bright boy,” with his hair nicely parted on the middle of his head, and frizzed for the occasion, made a polite bow, while the others retired.
“What have you choice for supper, to-night? We want something ripe for the palate-none of your leavings, now, you infernal nigger, and don’t tell us none of your lies.”
“Birds, sir, grouse, woodcock, partridge, canvas-backs, and quails; meats, venison, and oysters, master-did up in any shape what the gentlemen wish. Wines, &c., if they want,” replied the servant, without any of the negro dialect, at the same time making a low bow to Master George.
“Name it! name your dishes, gentlemen! Don’t be backward. I suppose his birds are as usual, without age to flavor them. It’s perfectly heathenish to eat birds as they are served here: we never get a bird here that is sufficiently changed to suit a gentleman o’ taste; their beef’s tough, and such steak as they make is only fit for shoemakers and blacksmiths. I never come into the place but I think of my journey in France, where they know the style and taste of a gentleman, and things are served to suit your choice.” Thus our little friend continued his connoisseur remarks, to give the Captain a particular idea of his proficiency in the requisite qualities, age, and time of keeping necessary to make the adjuncts of a supper fit for a gentleman. “D—me! we don’t know when edibles are choice, and the Yankees are perfect brutes in these things, and have no more taste than a cow. Our folks ought to all go to France for a year or two, to learn the style of cooking. It’s perfect murder to eat a bird the very day after it’s killed; yes, sir! no man that considers his stomach will do it,” said George.
The servant waited impatiently-the Captain rubbed his eyes, and began to pour out a glass of water; and dryly said he’d no choice, which was responded to by the rest. It was left to Master George, and he ordered a bountiful supply of grouse, partridges, oyster, and champagne of his favourite brand-none other. There was also a billiard-room, reading-room, a room for more important gambling, and a bar-room, up-stairs. All these were well filled with very well-dressed and very noisy people; the latter being a very convenient place, the party sent to it for tipplers to fill up time.