“There was another way I used to do the thing-it was a sort of an honourable way; but it used to take the talents of a senator to do it up square, so the dignity didn’t suffer. Then the gals got shy of squire, ’cos them he got places for never cum back; and I know’d how ’twas best to leave two or three for a nest-egg. It was the way to do, in case some green should raise a fuss. But connected with these Ingin gals was one of the likleest yaller fellers that ever shined on a stand. Thar’ was about twelve hundred dollars in him, I saw it just as straight, and felt it just as safe in my pocket; and then it made a feller’s eyes glisten afore it was got out of him. I tell you what, boys, it’s rather hard when ye comes to think on’t.” Anthony pauses for a moment, sharpens his eloquence with another drop of whiskey, and resumes his discourse. “The feller shined all outside, but he hadn’t head talents-though he was as cunnin’ as a fox-and every time the squire tried an experiment to get him out o’town, the nigger would dodge like a wounded raccoon. ’Twarn’t a bit of use for the squire-so he just gin it up. Then I trys a hand, ye see, comes the soft soap over him, in a Sam Slick kind of a way. I’se a private gentleman, and gets the fellers round to call me a sort of an aristocrat. Doing this ’ere makes me a nabob in the town-another time I’m from New York, and has monstrous letters of introduction to the squire. Then I goes among the niggers and comes it over their stupid; tells ’em how I’m an abolitionist in a kind of secret way-gets their confidence. And then I larns a right smart deal of sayings from the Bible-a nigger’s curious on Christianity, ye see-and it makes him think ye belong to that school, sartin! All the deviltry in his black natur’ ’ll cum out then; and he’ll do just what ye tells him. So, ye see, I just draws the pious over him, and then-like all niggers-I gets him to jine in what he calculates to be a nice little bit of roguery-running off.”