maiming a white gentleman, with intention—Ah!
yes (a pause) the intention the court thinks it as
well not to mind! open to you for a conviction.
Upon this point you will render your verdict, guilty;
only adding a recommendation to the mercy of the court.”
With this admonition, our august Mr. Fuddle, his face
glowing in importance, sits down to his mixture of
Paul and Brown’s best. A few moments’
pause—during which Fetter enters looking
very anxious—and the jury have made up
their verdict, which they submit on a slip of paper
to the clerk, who in turn presents it to Fuddle.
That functionary being busily engaged with his punch,
is made conscious of the document waiting his pleasure
by the audience bursting into a roar of laughter at
the comical picture presented in the earnestness with
which he regards his punch-some of which is streaming
into his bosom-and disregards the paper held for some
minutes in the clerk’s hand, which is in close
proximity with his nasal organ. Starting suddenly,
he lets the goblet fall to the floor, his face flushing
like a broad moon in harvest-time, takes the paper
in his fingers with a bow, making three of the same
nature to his audience, as Fetter looks over the circular
railing in front of the dock, his face wearing a facetious
smile. “Nigger boy will clear away the
break,—prisoner at the bar will stand up
for the sentence, and the attending constable will
reduce order!” speaks Fuddle, relieving his
pocket of a red kerchief with which he will wipe his
capacious mouth. These requests being complied
with, he continues-having adjusted his glasses most
learnedly-making a gesture with his right hand—“I
hold in my hand the solemn verdict of an intelligent
jury, who, after worthy and most mature deliberation,
find the prisoner at the bar, Nicholas Grabguy, guilty
of the heinous offence of raising his hand to a white
man, whom he severely maimed with a sharp-edged tool;
and the jury in their wisdom, recognising the fact
of their verdict involving capital punishment, have,
in the exercise of that enlightened spirit which is
inseparable from our age, recommended him to the mercy
of this court, and, in the discretion of that power
in me invested, I shall now pronounce sentence.
Prepare, then, ye lovers of civilisation, ye friends
of humanity, ye who would temper the laws of our land
of freedom to the circumstance of offences—prepare,
I say, to have your ears and hearts made glad over
the swelling sound of this most enlightened sentence
of a court, where judgments are tempered with mercy.”
Our hero, a chain hanging loosely from his left arm,
stands forward in the dock, his manly deportment evincing
a stern resolution to meet his fate unsubdued.
Fuddle continues:—“There is no appeal
from this court!” (he forgot the court of a brighter
world) “and a reversing the decision of the court
below, I sentence the prisoner to four years’
imprisonment with hard labour, two months’ solitary
confinement in each year, and thirty blows with the
paddle, on the first day of each month until the expiration
of the sentence.” Such, reader, was Fuddle’s
merciful sentence upon one whose only crime was a
love of freedom and justice. Nicholas bowed to
the sentence; Mr. Grabguy expressed surprise, but no
further appeal on earth was open to him; Squire Fetter
laughed immeasurably; and the officer led his victim
away to the place of durance vile.