he never enjoyed,—never expects to.
He is a tall, athletic man, nearly six feet two inches
in height, with extremely broad, stooping shoulders,
and always walks as if he were meditating some speculation.
His dress is usually of southern red-mixed homespun,—a
dress which he takes much pride in wearing, in connection
with a black brigand hat, which gives his broad face,
projecting cheek-bones, and blunt chin, a look of unmistakeable
sullenness. Add to this a low, narrow forehead,
generally covered with thick tufts of matted black
hair, beneath which two savage eyes incessantly glare,
and, reader, you have the repulsive personification
of the man. Mr. M’Fadden has bought a preacher,—an
article with the very best kind of a soul,—which
he would send to his place in the country. Having
just sent the article to the rail-road, he stands
in a neighbouring bar-room, surrounded by his cronies,
who are joining him in a social glass, discussing the
qualities of the article preacher. We are not
favoured with the point at issue; but we hear Mr.
Lawrence M’Fadden say, with great force,—“Preachers
are only good property under certain circumstances;
and if them circumstances ain’t just so, it won’t
do to buy ’em. Old aristocrat rice planters
may make a good thing or two on ’em, because
they can make ’em regulate the cummin’
o’ their property, and make it understand what
the Lord says about minding their masters.”
For his-Mr. Lawrence M’Fadden’s-own part,
he wouldn’t give seven coppers for the thinking
part of any property, having no belief in that fashionable
way of improving its value. “My preacher
has been nicely packed up and sent off in advance,”
he says, wiping his mouth with his coat sleeve, and
smacking his lips, as he twirls his glass upon the
zinc counter, shakes hands with his friends-they congratulate
him upon the good bargain in his divine-and proceeds
to the railroad dept. Harry has arrived nearly
two hours in advance,—delivered in good
condition, as stated in a receipt which he holds in
his hand, and which purports to be from the baggage-master.
“Ah! here you are,” says M’Fadden,
taking the paper from Harry’s hand, as he enters
the luggage-room. “Take good care on ye,—I
reckon I will!” He looks down upon him with an
air of satisfaction. The poor preacher-the soul-glowing
property-is yet chained, hand and foot. He sits
upon the cold floor, those imploring eyes swelling
at the thought that freedom only awaits him in another
world. M’Fadden takes a little flask from
his breast pocket, and, with a motion of kindness,
draws the cork, passes it to him. “It’s
whiskey!” he says; “take a drop-do ye good,
old feller.” Quietly the man passes it
to his lips, and moistens his mouth. “No
winking and blinking-it’s tip-top stuff,”
enjoins M’Fadden; “don’t get it every
day.”
Mr. M’Fadden will take a little himself. “Glad to find ye here, all straight!” he mutters, taking the flask from his mouth. He had returned the receipt to his property; and, having gratified his appetite a little, he begins to take a more perspective view of his theological purchase.