Andrew found that his weapon was useless, when opposed
to nine tomahawks; but this did not diminish his anger,
on the contrary; it grew greater on observing the
calm impudence with which they were devouring the family
provisions. Unable to resist, he called them names
in broad Scotch, and ordered them to desist and be
gone; to which the Indians (as they told me afterwards)
replied in their equally broad idiom. It must
have been a most unintelligible altercation between
this honest Barra man, and nine Indians who did not
much care for anything he could say. At last
he ventured to lay his hands on one of them, in order
to turn him out of the house. Here Andrew’s
fidelity got the better of his prudence; for the Indian,
by his motions, threatened to scalp him, while the
rest gave the war hoop. This horrid noise so
effectually frightened poor Andrew, that, unmindful
of his courage, of his broadsword, and his intentions,
he rushed out, left them masters of the house, and
disappeared. I have heard one of the Indians
say since, that he never laughed so heartily in his
life. Andrew at a distance, soon recovered from
the fears which had been inspired by this infernal
yell, and thought of no other remedy than to go to
the meeting-house, which was about two miles distant.
In the eagerness of his honest intentions, with looks
of affright still marked on his countenance, he called
Mr. P. R. out, and told him with great vehemence of
style, that nine monsters were come to his house—some
blue, some red, and some black; that they had little
axes in their hands out of which they smoked; and that
like highlanders, they had no breeches; that they
were devouring all his victuals, and that God only
knew what they would do more. Pacify yourself,
said Mr. P. R., my house is as safe with these people,
as if I was there myself; as for the victuals, they
are heartily welcome, honest Andrew; they are not
people of much ceremony; they help themselves thus
whenever they are among their friends; I do so too
in their wigwams, whenever I go to their village:
you had better therefore step in and hear the remainder
of the sermon, and when the meeting is over we will
all go back in the waggon together.
At their return, Mr. P. R., who speaks the Indian
language very well, explained the whole matter; the
Indians renewed their laugh, and shook hands with
honest Andrew, whom they made to smoke out of their
pipes; and thus peace was made, and ratified according
to the Indian custom, by the calumet.
Soon after this adventure, the time approached when
I had promised Andrew my best assistance to settle
him; for that purpose I went to Mr. A. V. in the county
of——, who, I was informed, had purchased
a tract of land, contiguous to——settlement.
I gave him a faithful detail of the progress Andrew
had made in the rural arts; of his honesty, sobriety,
and gratitude, and pressed him to sell him an hundred
acres. This I cannot comply with, said Mr. A.
V., but at the same time I will do better; I love