“‘What do you think he did, Mr. Malcom?’ she added, turning to me, while her husband laughed heartily at what she said. ’He begged me to let him make me a little wine egg-nog, seeing that I wouldn’t touch that which had brandy in it, because liquor always flies to my head. To please him, I consented, though I didn’t want it. And then, the rogue fixed me a glass as strong again with brandy as that which I had refused to take. I thought while I was drinking it, that it did not taste like wine, and told him so. But he declared that it was wine, and that it was so sweet that I could not clearly perceive its flavour. Of course I had to go to bed, and didn’t get fairly over it for two or three days. Now, wasn’t that too bad, Mr. Malcom!’
“‘Indeed it was, Mrs. Bradly,’ I said in reply.
“‘It was a capital joke, though, wasn’t it?’ rejoined her husband, laughing immoderately.
“‘I’ll tell you a good way to retort on him,’ I said, jestingly.
“‘How is that, Mr. Malcom?’
“Pull the tap out of his whiskey-barrel.’
“‘I would, if I dared.’
“‘She’d better not try that, I can tell her.’
“‘What would you do, if I did?’ she asked.
“‘Buy two more in its place, and make you drink one of them.’
“’O dear! I must beg to be excused from that. But, indeed, James, I wish you would let it run. I’m really ashamed to have it said, that my husband keeps a barrel of whiskey in the house.’
“‘Nonsense, Sally! you don’t know what you are talking about.’
“‘Well, perhaps I don’t,’ the wife said, and remained silent, for there was a half-concealed rebuke in her husband’s tone of voice.
“I saw that I could say no more about the whiskey-barrel, and so I dropped the subject, and, in a short time, after having finished my business with Mr. Bradly, went away.
“‘Well, how comes on the whiskey-barrel?’ I said to him, about a month after, as we met on the road.
“‘First-rate,’ was his reply. ’It contains a prime article of good old ‘rye,’ I can tell you. The best I have ever tasted. Come, won’t you go home with me and try some?’
“‘No, I believe not.’”
“‘Do now—come along,’ and he took me by the button, and pulled me gently. ’You don’t know how fine it is. I am sure there is not another barrel like it in the town.’
“‘You must really excuse me, Bradly,’ I replied, for I found that he was in earnest, and what was more, had a watery look about the eyes, that argued badly for him, I thought.
“‘Well, if you won’t, you won’t,’ he said. ’But you always were an unsocial kind of a fellow.’
“And so we parted. Six months had not passed before it was rumoured through the neighbourhood, that Bradly had begun to neglect his business; and that he spent too much of his time at Harry Arnold’s. I met his wife one day, about this time, and, really, her distressed look gave me the heart ache. Something is wrong, certainly, I said to myself. It was only a week after, that I met poor Bradly intoxicated.