Miss Fountain did not torment her bolder aspirants with alternate distance and familiarity.  She rode out every fine day with Mr. Talboys, and was all affability.  She sat next Mr. Hardie at dinner, and was all affability.

Narrative has its limits and, to relate in some sequence the honest sailor’s tortures in love with a tactician, I have necessarily omitted concurrent incidents of a still tamer character; but the reader may, by the help of his own intelligence, gather their general results from the following dialogues, which took place on the afternoon and evening of the terrible infant’s escapade.

Mrs. Bazalgette. “’Well, my dear friend, and how does this naughty girl of mine use you?”

Mr. Hardie.  “As well as I could expect, and better than I deserve.”

Mrs. B.  “Then she must be cleverer than any girl that ever breathed.  However, she does appreciate your conversation; she makes no secret of it.”

Mr. H.  “I have so little reason to complain of my reception that I will make my proposal to her this evening if you think proper.”

Mrs. Bazalgette started, and glanced admiration on a man of eight thousand a year, who came to the point of points without being either cajoled or spurred thither; but she shook her head.  “Prudence, my dear Mr. Hardie, prudence.  Not just yet.  You are making advances every day; and Lucy is an odd girl; with all her apparent tenderness, she is unimpressionable.”

“That is only virgin modesty,” said Hardie, dogmatically.

“Fiddlestick,” replied Mrs. B., good-humoredly.  “The greatest flirts I ever met with were virgins, as you call them.  I tell you she is not disposed toward marriage as all other girls are until they have tasted its bitters.”

Mr. H.  “If I know anything of character, she will make a very loving wife.”

Mrs. B. (sharply).  “That means a nice little negro.  Well, I think she might, when once caught; but she is not caught, and she is slippery, and, if you are in too great a hurry, she may fly off; but, above all, we have a dangerous rival in the house just now.”

Mr. H.  “What, that Mr. Talboys?  I don’t fear him.  He is next door to a fool.”

Mrs. B.  “What of that?  Fools are dangerous rivals for a lady’s favor.  We don’t object to fools.  It depends on the employment.  There is one office we are apt to select them for.”

Mr. H.  “A husband, eh?” The lady nodded.

Mrs. B.  “I meant to marry a fool in Bazalgette, but I found my mistake.  The wretch had only feigned absurdity.  He came out in his true colors directly.”

Mr. H.  “A man of sense, eh?  The sinister hypocrite!  He only wore the caps and bells to allure unguarded beauty, and doffed them when he donned the wedding-suit.”

Mrs. B.  “Yes.  But these are reminiscences so sweet that I shall be glad to return from them to your little affair.  Seriously, then, Mr. Talboys is not to be overlooked, for this reason:  he is well backed.”