see not; though it had ears, could hear not; though
it had hands, could not help itself; and though it
had feet, could not move about unless it were carried.
Oh, it was a fine sermon that my young master preached,
and sorry I am that the Father of the Fetish, old
Mumbo, did not hear it. The elder sister looked
ashamed, but the youngest, who was very weak, did
nothing but wring her hands, weep and bewail the injury
which had been done to the dear image. The young
man, however, without paying much regard to either
of them, went to his father, with whom he had a long
conversation, which terminated in the old governor
giving orders for preparations to be made for the family’s
leaving Rome and returning to England. I believe
that the old governor was glad of his son’s
arrival, and rejoiced at the idea of getting away
from Italy, where he had been so plundered and imposed
upon. The priests, however, made another attempt
upon the poor young ladies. By the connivance
of the female servant who was in their interest they
found their way once more into their apartment, bringing
with them the fetish image, whose body they partly
stripped, exhibiting upon it certain sanguine marks
which they had daubed upon it with red paint, but which
they said were the result of the lashes which it had
received from the horsewhip. The youngest girl
believed all they said, and kissed and embraced the
dear image; but the eldest, whose eyes had been opened
by her brother, to whom she was much attached, behaved
with proper dignity; for, going to the door, she called
the female servant who had a respect for me, and in
her presence reproached the two deceivers for their
various impudent cheats, and especially for this their
last attempt at imposition; adding that if they did
not forthwith withdraw and rid her sister and herself
of their presence, she would send word by her maid
to her brother, who would presently take effectual
means to expel them. They took the hint and
departed, and we saw no more of them.
’At the end of three days we departed from Rome,
but the maid whom the priests had cajoled remained
behind, and it is probable that the youngest of our
ladies would have done the same thing if she could
have had her own will, for she was continually raving
about her image, and saying she should wish to live
with it in a convent; but we watched the poor thing,
and got her on board ship. Oh, glad was I to
leave that fetish country and old Mumbo behind me!
CHAPTER C
Nothing but gloom—Sporting character—Gouty
Tory—Servants’ Club—Politics—Reformado
footman—Peroration—Good-night.
’We arrived in England, and went to our country
seat, but the peace and tranquillity of the family
had been marred, and I no longer found my place the
pleasant one which it had formerly been; there was
nothing but gloom in the house, for the youngest daughter
exhibited signs of lunacy, and was obliged to be kept
under confinement. The next season I attended
my master, his son, and eldest daughter to London,
as I had previously done. There I left them,
for hearing that a young baronet, an acquaintance
of the family, wanted a servant, I applied for the
place, with the consent of my masters, both of whom
gave me a strong recommendation; and, being approved
of, I went to live with him.