his daughters exerted, and what with the ascendency
which the red-haired man had obtained over him, he
dared not say his purse, far less his soul, was his
own. Only think of an Englishman not being master
of his own purse! My acquaintance, the lady’s
maid, assured me that, to her certain knowledge, he
had disbursed to the red-haired man, for purposes
of charity, as it was said, at least one thousand pounds
during the five weeks we had been at Rome. She
also told me that things would shortly be brought
to a conclusion—and so indeed they were,
though in a different manner from what she and I and
some other people imagined; that there was to be a
grand festival, and a mass, at which we were to be
present, after which the family were to be presented
to the Holy Father, for so those two priestly sharks
had managed it; and then . . . she said she was certain
that the two ladies, and perhaps the old governor,
would forsake the religion of their native land, taking
up with that of these foreign regions, for so my fellow-servant
expressed it, and that perhaps attempts might be made
to induce us poor English servants to take up with
the foreign religion, that is herself and me, for as
for our fellow-servant, the other maid, she wanted
no inducing, being disposed body and soul to go over
to it. Whereupon I swore with an oath that nothing
should induce me to take up with the foreign religion;
and the poor maid, my fellow-servant, bursting into
tears, said that for her part she would die sooner
than have anything to do with it; thereupon we shook
hands and agreed to stand by and countenance one another:
and moreover, provided our governors were fools enough
to go over to the religion of these here foreigners,
we would not wait to be asked to do the like, but
leave them at once, and make the best of our way home,
even if we were forced to beg on the road.
’At last the day of the grand festival came,
and we were all to go to the big church to hear the
mass. Now it happened that for some time past
I had been much afflicted with melancholy, especially
when I got up of a morning, produced by the strange
manner in which I saw things going on in our family;
and to dispel it in some degree, I had been in the
habit of taking a dram before breakfast. On
the morning in question, feeling particularly low
spirited when I thought of the foolish step our governor
would probably take before evening, I took two drams
before breakfast; and after breakfast, feeling my
melancholy still continuing, I took another, which
produced a slight effect upon my head, though I am
convinced nobody observed it.
’Away we drove to the big church; it was a dark
misty day, I remember, and very cold, so that if anybody
had noticed my being slightly in liquor, I could have
excused myself by saying that I had merely taken a
glass to fortify my constitution against the weather;
and of one thing I am certain, which is, that such
an excuse would have stood me in stead with our governor,
who looked, I thought, as if he had taken one too;
but I may be mistaken, and why should I notice him,
seeing that he took no notice of me? so away we drove
to the big church, to which all the population of
the place appeared to be moving.