of a sudden his eyes glistened, and he showed it to
the fat, jolly gentleman, and his eyes glistened too,
and I heard him say “How singular!” and
then the two talked together in a speech I didn’t
understand—I rather thought it was French,
at any rate it wasn’t cant; and presently the
first asked me what I would take for the book.
Now I am not altogether a fool, nor am I blind, and
I had narrowly marked all that passed, and it came
into my head that now was the time for making a man
of myself, at any rate I could lose nothing by a little
confidence; so I looked the man boldly in the face,
and said, “I will have five guineas for that
book, there ain’t such another in the whole
world.” “Nonsense,” said the
first man, “there are plenty of them, there
have been nearly fifty editions, to my knowledge;
I will give you five shillings.” “No,”
said I, “I’ll not take it, for I don’t
like to be cheated, so give me my book again”;
and I attempted to take it away from the fat gentleman’s
hand. “Stop,” said the younger man;
“are you sure that you won’t take less?”
“Not a farthing,” said I; which was not
altogether true, but I said so. “Well,”
said the fat gentleman, “I will give you what
you ask”; and sure enough he presently gave
me the money; so I made a bow, and was leaving the
shop, when it came into my head that there was something
odd in all this, and, as I had the money in my pocket,
I turned back, and, making another bow, said, “May
I be so bold as to ask why you gave me all this money
for that ’ere dirty book? When I came
into the shop, I should have been glad to get a shilling
for it; but I saw you wanted it, and asked five guineas.”
Then they looked at one another, and smiled, and shrugged
up their shoulders. Then the first man, looking
at me, said, “Friend, you have been a little
too sharp for us; however, we can afford to forgive
you, as my friend here has long been in quest of this
particular book; there are plenty of editions, as
I told you, and a common copy is not worth five shillings;
but this is a first edition, and a copy of the first
edition is worth its weight in gold."’
‘So, after all, they outwitted you,’ I
observed.
‘Clearly,’ said the man; ’I might
have got double the price, had I known the value;
but I don’t care, much good may it do them, it
has done me plenty. By means of it I have got
into an honest, respectable trade, in which there’s
little danger and plenty of profit, and got out of
one which would have got me lagged, sooner or later.’
‘But,’ said I, ’you ought to remember
that the thing was not yours; you took it from me,
who had been requested by a poor old apple-woman to
exchange it for a Bible.’
‘Well,’ said the man, ‘did she ever
get her Bible?’
‘Yes,’ said I, ‘she got her Bible.’
’Then she has no cause to complain; and, as
for you, chance or something else has sent you to
me, that I may make you reasonable amends for any
loss you may have had. Here am I ready to make
you my bonnet, with forty or fifty shillings a week,
which you say yourself are capital wages.’