You cannot rest where you have cast this bolt
Lay that to heart, and you are cherished, prized,
Among them: they are estimable ladies,
Warmest of friends; though you may think they soar
Too loftily for your measure of strict sense
(And as my uncle Homeware’s pupil, sir,
In worldliness, you do), just minds they have:
Once know them, and your banishment will fret.
I would not run such risks. You will offend,
Go near to outrage them; and perturbate
As they have not deserved of you. But I,
Considering I am nothing in the scales
You balance, quite and of necessity
Consent. When you have weighed it, let me hear.
My uncle Homeware steps this way in haste.
We have been talking long, and in full view!
Scene VII
Astraea, Arden, Homeware
Homeware:
Astraea,
child! You, Arden, stand aside.
Ay,
if she were a maid you might speak first,
But
being a widow she must find her tongue.
Astraea,
they await you. State the fact
As
soon as you are questioned, fearlessly.
Open
the battle with artillery.
Astraea:
What
is the matter, uncle Homeware?
Homeware (playing fox):
What?
Why,
we have watched your nice preliminaries
From
the windows half the evening. Now run in.
Their
patience has run out, and, as I said,
Unlimber
and deliver fire at once.
Your
aunts Virginia and Winifred,
With
Lady Oldlace, are the senators,
The
Dame for Dogs. They wear terrific brows,
But
be not you affrighted, my sweet chick,
And
tell them uncle Homeware backs your choice,
By
lawyer and by priests! by altar, fount,
And
testament!
Astraea:
My
choice! what have I chosen?
Homeware:
She
asks? You hear her, Arden?—what and
whom!
Arden:
Surely,
sir! . . . heavens! have you . . .
Homeware:
Surely
the old fox,
In
all I have read, is wiser than the young:
And
if there is a game for fox to play,
Old
fox plays cunningest.
Astraea:
Why
fox? Oh! uncle,
You
make my heart beat with your mystery;
I
never did love riddles. Why sit they
Awaiting
me, and looking terrible?
Homeware:
It
is reported of an ancient folk
Which
worshipped idols, that upon a day
Their
idol pitched before them on the floor
Astraea:
Was
ever so ridiculous a tale!