Lyra: Warmly, was it?
Astraea: You are not blamed, my dear: he has a winning manner.
Lyra: I take him to be a manly young fellow, smart enough; handsome too.
Astraea: Oh, he has good looks.
Lyra: And a head, by repute.
Astraea: For the world’s work, yes.
Lyra: Not romantic.
Astraea: Romantic ideas are for dreamy simperers.
Lyra: Amazons repudiate them.
Astraea: Laugh at me. Half my time I am laughing at myself. I should regain my pride if I could be resolved on a step. I am strong to resist; I have not strength to move.
Lyra: I see the sphinx of Egypt!
Astraea: And all the while I am a manufactory of gunpowder in this quiet old-world Sabbath circle of dear good souls, with their stereotyped interjections, and orchestra of enthusiasms; their tapering delicacies: the rejoicing they have in their common agreement on all created things. To them it is restful. It spurs me to fly from rooms and chairs and beds and houses. I sleep hardly a couple of hours. Then into the early morning air, out with the birds; I know no other pleasure.
Lyra: Hospital work for a variation: civil or military. The former involves the house-surgeon: the latter the grateful lieutenant.
Astraea: Not if a woman can resist . . . I go to it proof-armoured.
Lyra: What does the Dame say?
Astraea: Sighs over me! Just a little maddening to hear.
Lyra: When we feel we have the strength of giants, and are bidden to sit and smile! You should rap out some of our old sweet-innocent garden oaths with her—’Carnation! Dame!’ That used to make her dance on her seat.—’But, dearest Dame, it is as natural an impulse for women to have that relief as for men; and natural will out, begonia! it will!’ We ran through the book of Botany for devilish objurgations. I do believe our misconduct caused us to be handed to the good man at the altar as the right corrective. And you were the worst offender.
Astraea: Was I? I could be now, though I am so changed a creature.
Lyra: You enjoy the studies with your Spiral, come!
Astraea: Professor Spiral is the one honest gentleman here. He does homage to my principles. I have never been troubled by him: no silly hints or side-looks—you know, the dog at the forbidden bone.
Lyra: A grand orator.
Astraea: He is. You fix on the smallest of his gifts. He is intellectually and morally superior.
Lyra: Praise of that kind makes me rather incline to prefer his inferiors. He fed gobble-gobble on your puffs of incense. I coughed and scraped the gravel; quite in vain; he tapped for more and more.
Astraea: Professor Spiral is a thinker; he is a sage. He gives women their due.