of his nephew’s gallantry at a period of dejection
in Britain: for the winter was dreadful; every
kind heart that went to bed with cold feet felt acutely
for our soldiers on the frozen heights, and thoughts
of heroes were as good as warming-pans. Heroes
we would have. It happens in war as in wit, that
all the birds of wonder fly to a flaring reputation.
He that has done one wild thing must necessarily have
done the other; so Nevil found himself standing in
the thick of a fame that blew rank eulogies on him
for acts he had not performed. The Earl of Romfrey
forwarded hampers and a letter of praise. ’They
tell me that while you were facing the enemy, temporarily
attaching yourself to one of the regiments—I
forget which, though I have heard it named—you
sprang out under fire on an eagle clawing a hare.
I like that. I hope you had the benefit of the
hare. She is our property, and I have issued an
injunction that she shall not go into the newspapers.’
Everard was entirely of a contrary opinion concerning
the episode of eagle and hare, though it was a case
of a bird of prey interfering with an object of the
chase. Nevil wrote home most entreatingly and
imperatively, like one wincing, begging him to contradict
that and certain other stories, and prescribing the
form of a public renunciation of his proclaimed part
in them. ‘The hare,’ he sent word,
’is the property of young Michell of the Rodney,
and he is the humanest and the gallantest fellow in
the service. I have written to my Lord.
Pray help to rid me of burdens that make me feel like
a robber and impostor.’
Everard replied:
’I have a letter from your captain, informing
me that I am unlikely to see you home unless you learn
to hold yourself in. I wish you were in another
battery than Robert Hall’s. He forgets the
force of example, however much of a dab he may be
at precept. But there you are, and please clap
a hundredweight on your appetite for figuring, will
you. Do you think there is any good in helping
to Frenchify our army? I loathe a fellow who
shoots at a medal. I wager he is easy enough to
be caught by circumvention—put me in the
open with him. Tom Biggot, the boxer, went over
to Paris, and stood in the ring with one of their dancing
pugilists, and the first round he got a crack on the
chin from the rogue’s foot; the second round
he caught him by the lifted leg, and punished him till
pec was all he could say of peccavi. Fight the
straightforward fight. Hang flan! Battle
is a game of give and take, and if our men get elanned,
we shall see them refusing to come up to time.
This new crossing and medalling is the devil’s
own notion for upsetting a solid British line, and
tempting fellows to get invalided that they may blaze
it before the shopkeepers and their wives in the city.
Give us an army!—none of your caperers.
Here are lots of circusy heroes coming home to rest
after their fatigues. One was spouting at a public
dinner yesterday night. He went into it upright,
and he ran out of it upright—at the head
of his men!—and here he is feasted by the
citizens and making a speech upright, and my boy fronting
the enemy!’