utter dilapidation, so loose and rough it seemed; a
wind-in-the-orchard style, that tumbled down here
and there an appreciable fruit with uncouth bluster;
sentences without commencements running to abrupt endings
and smoke, like waves against a sea-wall, learned
dictionary words giving a hand to street-slang, and
accents falling on them haphazard, like slant rays
from driving clouds; all the pages in a breeze, the
whole book producing a kind of electrical agitation
in the mind and the joints. This was its effect
on the lady. To her the incomprehensible was the
abominable, for she had our country’s high critical
feeling; but he, while admitting that he could not
quite master it, liked it. He had dug the book
out of a bookseller’s shop in Malta, captivated
by its title, and had, since the day of his purchase,
gone at it again and again, getting nibbles of golden
meaning by instalments, as with a solitary pick in
a very dark mine, until the illumination of an idea
struck him that there was a great deal more in the
book than there was in himself. This was sufficient
to secure the devoted attachment of young Mr. Beauchamp.
Rosamund sighed with apprehension to think of his unlikeness
to boys and men among his countrymen in some things.
Why should he hug a book he owned he could not quite
comprehend? He said he liked a bone in his mouth;
and it was natural wisdom, though unappreciated by
women. A bone in a boy’s mind for him to
gnaw and worry, corrects the vagrancies and promotes
the healthy activities, whether there be marrow in
it or not. Supposing it furnishes only dramatic
entertainment in that usually vacant tenement, or
powder-shell, it will be of service.
Nevil proposed to her that her next present should
be the entire list of his beloved Incomprehensible’s
published works, and she promised, and was not sorry
to keep her promise dangling at the skirts of memory,
to drop away in time. For that fire-and-smoke
writer dedicated volumes to the praise of a regicide.
Nice reading for her dear boy! Some weeks after
Nevil was off again, she abused herself for her half-hearted
love of him, and would have given him anything—the
last word in favour of the Country versus the royal
Martyr, for example, had he insisted on it. She
gathered, bit by bit, that he had dashed at his big
blustering cousin Cecil to vindicate her good name.
The direful youths fought in the Steynham stables,
overheard by the grooms. Everard received a fine
account of the tussle from these latter, and Rosamund,
knowing him to be of the order of gentlemen who, whatsoever
their sins, will at all costs protect a woman’s
delicacy, and a dependant’s, man or woman, did
not fear to have her ears shocked in probing him on
the subject.
Everard was led to say that Nevil’s cousins
were bedevilled with womanfolk.
From which Rosamund perceived that women had been
at work; and if so, it was upon the business of the
scandal-monger; and if so, Nevil fought his cousin
to protect her good name from a babbler of the family
gossip.