he had seen and the moment he began Rady who was close
by me began to shake and he was laughing I knew though
his face was as grave as Sir Miles. You never
heard such a rigmarole but I could not laugh.
He said he thought he was certain he had seen somebody
by the rick and it was Tom Bakewell who was the only
man he knew who had a grudge against Farmer Blaize
and if the object had been a little bigger he would
not mind swearing to Tom and would swear to him for
he was dead certain it was Tom only what he saw looked
smaller and it was pitch-dark at the time. He
was asked what time it was he saw the person steal
away from the rick and then he began to scratch his
head and said supper-time. Then they asked what
time he had supper and he said nine o’clock by
the clock and we proved that at nine o’clock
Tom was drinking in the ale-house with the Tinker
at Bursley and Sir Miles swore and said he was afraid
he could not commit Tom and when he heard that Tom
looked up at me and I say he is a noble fellow and
no one shall sneer at Tom while I live. Mind
that. Well Sir Miles asked us to dine with him
and Tom was safe and I am to have him and educate
him if I like for my servant and I will. And
I will give money to his mother and make her rich and
he shall never repent he knew me. I say Rip.
The Bantam must have seen me. It was when I went
to stick in the lucifers. As we were all going
home from Sir Miles’s at night he has lots of
red-faced daughters but I did not dance with them
though they had music and were full of fun and I did
not care to I was so delighted and almost let it out.
When we left and rode home Rady said to my father
the Bantam was not such a fool as he was thought and
my father said one must be in a state of great personal
exaltation to apply that epithet to any man and Rady
shut his mouth and I gave my pony a clap of the heel
for joy. I think my father suspects what Rady
did and does not approve of it. And he need not
have done it after all and might have spoilt it.
I have been obliged to order him not to call me Ricky
for he stops short at Rick so that everybody knows
what he means. My dear Austin is going to South
America. My pony is in capital condition.
My father is the cleverest and best man in the world.
Clare is a little better. I am quite happy.
I hope we shall meet soon my dear Old Rip and we will
not get into any more tremendous scrapes will we.—I
remain,
Your
sworn friend,
“
Richard
Doria Feverel.”
“P.S. I am to have a nice River Yacht.
Good-bye, Rip. Mind you learn to box. Mind
you are not to show this to any of your friends on
pain of my displeasure.
“N.B. Lady B. was so angry when I told
her that I had not come to her before. She would
do anything in the world for me. I like her next
best to my father and Austin. Good-bye old Rip.”
Poor little Letitia, after three perusals of this
ingenuous epistle, where the laws of punctuation were
so disregarded, resigned it to one of the pockets
of her brother Ripton’s best jacket, deeply smitten
with the careless composer. And so ended the
last act of the Bakewell Comedy, in which the curtain
closes with Sir Austin’s pointing out to his
friends the beneficial action of the System in it
from beginning to end.