not a soul saw it but that wretched Frenchman!
He came to me: “Madame,” he said,
“is a question permitted?” I replied, “As-many
as you please, M. le Comte, but no answers promised.”
He said: “May I ask if the Courier has
yet come in?”—“Nay, M. le Comte,”
I replied, “this is diplomacy. Inquire
of me, or better, give me an opinion on the new glace
silk from Paris.”—“Madame,”
said he, bowing, “I hope Paris may send me aught
so good, or that I shall grace half so well.”
I smiled, “You shall not be single in your hopes,
M. le Comte. The gift would be base that you did
not embellish.” He lifted his hands, French-fashion:
“Madame, it is that I have received the gift.”—“Indeed!
M. le Comte.”—“Even now from
the Count de Saldar, your husband.” I looked
most innocently, “From my husband, M. le Comte?”—“From
him, Madame. A portrait. An Ambassador without
his coat! The portrait was a finished performance.”
I said: “And may one beg the permission
to inspect it?”—“Mais,”
said he, laughing: “were it you alone,
it would be a privilege to me.” I had to
check him. “Believe me, M. le Comte, that
when I look upon it, my praise of the artist will
be extinguished by my pity for the subject.”
He should have stopped there; but you cannot have
the last word with a Frenchman—not even
a woman. Fortunately the Queen just then made
her entry into the saloon, and his mot on the charity
of our sex was lost. We bowed mutually, and were
separated.’ (The Countess employed her handkerchief.)
’Yes, dear Van! that is how you should behave.
Imply things. With dearest Mama, of course, you
are the dutiful son. Alas! you must stand for
son and daughters. Mama has so much sense!
She will understand how sadly we are placed.
But in a week I will come to her for a day, and bring
you back.’
So much his sister Louisa. His sister Harriet
offered him her house for a home in London, thence
to project his new career. His sister Caroline
sought a word with him in private, but only to weep
bitterly in his arms, and utter a faint moan of regret
at marriages in general. He loved this beautiful
creature the best of his three sisters (partly, it
may be, because he despised her superior officer),
and tried with a few smothered words to induce her
to accompany him: but she only shook her fair
locks and moaned afresh. Mr. Andrew, in the farewell
squeeze of the hand at the street-door, asked him
if he wanted anything. He negatived the requirement
of anything whatever, with an air of careless decision,
though he was aware that his purse barely contained
more than would take him the distance, but the instincts
of this amateur gentleman were very fine and sensitive
on questions of money. His family had never known
him beg for a shilling, or admit his necessity for
a penny: nor could he be made to accept money
unless it was thrust into his pocket. Somehow
his sisters had forgotten this peculiarity of his.
Harriet only remembered it when too late.
‘But I dare say Andrew has supplied him,’
she said.