My sister, however, was of another opinion.  She did me the honour to take me aside.

‘Gilbert, were you serious just now?’

‘Quite serious.  Is it not my characteristic?’

’Not on these occasions.  I saw the idea come suddenly upon you.  You were looking at Charles.’

‘Continue:  and at what was he looking?’

‘He was looking at Alice Amble.’

‘And the young lady?’

‘She looked at you.’

I was here attacked by a singularly pertinacious fly, and came out of the contest with a laugh.

’Did she have that condescension towards me?  And from the glance, my resolution to enter Parliament was born?  It is the French vaudevilliste’s doctrine of great events from little causes.  The slipper of a soubrette trips the heart of a king and changes the destiny of a nation-the history of mankind.  It may be true.  If I were but shot into the House from a little girl’s eye!’

With this I took her arm gaily, walked with her, and had nearly overreached myself with excess of cunning.  I suppose we are reduced to see more plainly that which we systematically endeavour to veil from others.  It is best to flutter a handkerchief, instead of nailing up a curtain.  The principal advantage is that you may thereby go on deceiving yourself, for this reason:  few sentiments are wholly matter of fact; but when they are half so, you make them concrete by deliberately seeking either to crush or conceal them, and you are doubly betrayed—­betrayed to the besieging eye and to yourself.  When a sentiment has grown to be a passion (mercifully may I be spared!) different tactics are required.  By that time, you will have already betrayed yourself too deeply to dare to be flippant:  the investigating eye is aware that it has been purposely diverted:  knowing some things, it makes sure of the rest from which you turn it away.  If you want to hide a very grave case, you must speak gravely about it.—­At which season, be but sure of your voice, and simulate a certain depth of sentimental philosophy, and you may once more, and for a long period, bewilder the investigator of the secrets of your bosom.  To sum up:  in the preliminary stages of a weakness, be careful that you do not show your own alarm, or all will be suspected.  Should the weakness turn to fever, let a little of it be seen, like a careless man, and nothing will really be thought.

I can say this, I can do this; and is it still possible that a pin’s point has got through the joints of the armour of a man like me?

Elizabeth quitted my side with the conviction that I am as considerate an uncle as I am an affectionate brother.

I said to her, apropos, ’I have been observing those two.  It seems to me they are deciding things for themselves.’

‘I have been going to speak to you about them Gilbert,’ said she.

And I:  ’The girl must be studied.  The family is good.  While Charles is in Wales, you must have her at Dayton.  She laughs rather vacantly, don’t you think? but the sound of it has the proper wholesome ring.  I will give her what attention I can while she is here, but in the meantime I must have a bride of my own and commence courting.’