A shriek from Miss Alice checked my retreating steps.  The vicar was staggering to support the breathing half of his partner while she regained her footing in the bed of the river.  Their effort to scale the camshot had failed.  Happily at this moment I caught sight of Master Frank’s boat, which had floated, bottom upwards, against a projecting mud-bank of forget-me-nots.  I contrived to reach it and right it, and having secured one of the sculls, I pulled up to the rescue; though not before I had plucked a flower, actuated by a motive that I cannot account for.  The vicar held the boat firmly against the camshot, while I, at the imminent risk of joining them (I shall not forget the combined expression of Miss Alice’s retreating eyes and the malicious corners of her mouth) hoisted the lady in, and the river with her.  From the seat of the boat she stood sufficiently high to project the step towards land without peril.  When she had set her foot there, we all assumed an attitude of respectful attention, and the vicar, who could soar over calamity like a fairweather swallow, acknowledged the return of his wife to the element with a series of apologetic yesses and short coughings.

‘That would furnish a good concert for the poets,’ he remarked.  ’A parting, a separation of lovers; “even as a body from the watertorn,” or “from the water plucked”; eh? do you think—­“so I weep round her, tearful in her track,” an excellent—­’

But the outraged woman, dripping in grievous discomfort above him, made a peremptory gesture.

’Mr. Amble, will you come on shore instantly, I have borne with your stupidity long enough.  I insist upon your remembering, sir, that you have a family dependent upon you.  Other men may commit these follies.’

This was a blow at myself, a bachelor whom the lady had never persuaded to dream of relinquishing his freedom.

‘My dear, I am coming,’ said the vicar.

‘Then, come at once, or I shall think you idiotic,’ the wife retorted.

‘I have been endeavouring,’ the vicar now addressed me, ’to prove by a practical demonstration that women are capable of as much philosophy as men, under any sudden and afflicting revolution of circumstances.’

’And if you get a sunstroke, you will be rightly punished, and I shall not be sorry, Mr. Amble.’

’I am coming, my dear Jane.  Pray run into the house and change your things.’

‘Not till I see you out of the water, sir.’

‘You are losing your temper, my love.’

‘You would make a saint lose his temper, Mr. Amble.’

‘There were female saints, my dear,’ the vicar mildly responded; and addressed me further:  ’Up to this point, I assure you, Pollingray, no conduct could have been more exemplary than Mrs. Amble’s.  I had got her into the boat—­a good boat, a capital boat—­but getting in myself, we overturned.  The first impulse of an ordinary woman would have been to reproach and