weathervane head of her race. But the girl would
accept, and it was not for him to hold out. It
appeared to be written that the Welsh, particularly
Welsh women, were destined to worry him up to the end
of his days. Their women were a composition of
wind and fire. They had no reason, nothing solid
in their whole nature. Englishmen allied to them
had to learn that they were dealing with broomstick
witches and irresponsible sprites. Irishwomen
were models of propriety beside them: indeed
Irishwomen might often be patterns to their English
sisterhood. Mr. Adister described the Cambrian
ladies as a kind of daughters of the Fata Morgana,
only half human, and deceptive down to treachery, unless
you had them fast by their spinning fancy. They
called it being romantic. It was the ante-chamber
of madness. Mad, was the word for them. You
pleased them you knew not how, and just as little did
you know how you displeased them. And you were
long hence to be taught that in a certain past year,
and a certain month, and on a certain day of the month,
not forgetting the hour of the day to the minute of
the hour, and attendant circumstances to swear loud
witness to it, you had mortally offended them.
And you receive your blow: you are sure to get
it: the one passion of those women is for vengeance.
They taste a wound from the lightest touch, and they
nurse the venom for you. Possibly you may in their
presence have had occasion to praise the military virtues
of the builder of Carnarvon Castle. You are by
and by pierced for it as hard as they can thrust.
Or you have incidentally compared Welsh mutton with
Southdown:—you have not highly esteemed
their drunken Bards:—you have asked what
the Welsh have done in the world; you are supposed
to have slighted some person of their family—a
tenth cousin!—anything turns their blood.
Or you have once looked straight at them without speaking,
and you discover years after that they have chosen
to foist on you their idea of your idea at the moment;
and they have the astounding presumption to account
this misreading of your look to the extent of a full
justification, nothing short of righteous, for their
treachery and your punishment! O those Welshwomen!
The much-suffering lord of Earlsfont stretched forth
his open hand, palm upward, for a testifying instrument
to the plain truth of his catalogue of charges.
He closed it tight and smote the table. ’Like
mother—and grandmother too—like
daughter!’ he said, and generalised again to
preserve his dignity: ’They’re aflame
in an instant. You may see them quiet for years,
but it smoulders. You dropped the spark, and they
time the explosion.’
Caroline said to Mr. Camminy: ‘You are
sure you can give us the day?’
‘All of it,’ he replied, apologising for
some show of restlessness. ’The fact is,
Miss Adister, I married a lady from over the borders,
and though I have never had to complain of her yet,
she may have a finale in store. It’s true
that I love wild Wales.’