of the enemy, and this champion could be pricked on
to a point of assertion sure to fire the phlegm in
Philip; and then young Patrick might be trusted to
warm to the work. Three heroes out skirmishing
on our side. Then it begins to grow hot, and
seeing them at it in earnest, Forbery glows and couches
his gun, the heaviest weight of the Irish light brigade.
Gallant deeds! and now Mr. Marbury Dyke opens on
Forbery’s flank to support Mattock hardpressed,
and this artillery of English Rockney resounds, with
a similar object: the ladies to look on and award
the crown of victory, Saxon though they be, excepting
Rockney’s wife, a sure deserter to the camp of
the brave, should fortune frown on them, for a punishment
to Rockney for his carrying off to himself a flower
of the Green Island and holding inveterate against
her native land in his black ingratitude. Oh!
but eloquence upon a good cause will win you the hearts
of all women, Saxon or other, never doubt of it.
And Jane Mattock there, imbibing forced doses of
Arthur Adister, will find her patriotism dissolving
in the natural human current; and she and Philip have
a pretty wrangle, and like one another none the worse
for not agreeing: patriotically speaking, she’s
really unrooted by that half-thawed colonel, a creature
snow-bound up to his chin; and already she’s
leaping to be transplanted. Jane is one of the
first to give her vote for the Irish party, in spite
of her love for her brother John: in common justice,
she says, and because she hopes for complete union
between the two islands. And thereupon we debate
upon union. On the whole, yes: union, on
the understanding that we have justice, before you
think of setting to work to sow the land with affection:—and
that ’s a crop in a clear soil will spring up
harvest-thick in a single summer night across St.
George’s Channel, ladies!....
Indeed a goodly vision of strife and peace: but,
politics forbidden, it was entirely a dream, seeing
that politics alone, and a vast amount of blowing
even on the topic of politics, will stir these English
to enter the arena and try a fall. You cannot,
until you say ten times more than you began by meaning,
and have heated yourself to fancy you mean more still,
get them into any state of fluency at all. Forbery’s
anecdote now and then serves its turn, but these English
won’t take it up as a start for fresh pastures;
they lend their ears and laugh a finale to it; you
see them dwelling on the relish, chewing the cud, by
way of mental note for their friends to-morrow, as
if they were kettles come here merely for boiling
purposes, to make tea elsewhere, and putting a damper
on the fire that does the business for them.
They laugh, but they laugh extinguishingly, and not
a bit to spread a general conflagration and illumination.
The case appeared hopeless to Captain Con, bearing
an eye on Philip. He surveyed his inanimate
eights right and left, and folded his combative ardour
around him, as the soldier’s martial cloak when
he takes his rest on the field. Mrs. Marbury
Dyke, the lady under his wing, honoured wife of the
chairman of his imagined that a sigh escaped him, and
said in sympathy: ‘Is the bad news from
India confirmed?’