Dame Gossip would recount the tales.  She is of the order of persons inclining to suspect the tittle of truth in prodigies of scandal.  She is rustling and bustling to us of ’Carinthia Jane’s run up to London to see Sarah Winch’s grand new shop,’ an eclipse of all existing grand London western shops; and of Rose Mackrell’s account of her dance of proud delight in the shop, ending with a ‘lovely cheese’ just as my lord enters; and then a scene, wild beyond any conceivable ’for pathos and humour’—­her pet pair of the dissimilar twins, both banging at us for tear-drops by different roads, through a common aperture:—­and the earl has the Whitechapel baby boy plumped into his arms; and the countess fetches him a splendid bob-dip and rises out of a second cheese to twirl and fandango it; and, all serious on a sudden, request, whimperingly beseech, his thanks to her for the crowing successor she has presented him with:  my lord ultimately, but carefully, depositing the infant on a basket of the last oranges of the season, fresh from the Azores, by delivery off my lord’s own schooner-yacht in Southampton water; and escaping, leaving his gold-headed stick behind him—­a trophy for the countess? a weapon, it may be.

Quick she tucks up her skirts, she is after him.  Dame Gossip speaks amusingly enough of the chase, and many eye-witnesses to the earl’s flight at top speed down the right side of the way along by the Green Park; and of a Prince of the Blood, a portly Royal Duke on foot, bumped by one or the other of them, she cannot precisely say which, but ’thinks it to have been Carinthia Jane,’ because the exalted personage, his shock of surprise abating, turned and watched the chase, in much merriment.  And it was called, we are informed, ‘The Piccadilly Hare and Hound’ from that day.

Some tradition of an extenuated nobleman pursued by a light-footed lady amid great excitement, there is; the Dame attaches importance also to verses of one of the ballads beginning to gain currency at the time (issuing ostensibly from London’s poetic centre, the Seven Dials, which had, we are to conjecture, got the story by discolouring filtration through footmen retailing in public-houses the stock of anecdotes they gathered when stationed behind Rose Mackrell’s chair, or Captain Abrane’s, or Chumley ’Potts’s), and would have the whole of it quoted:—­

    “‘Tho’ fair I be a powdered peruke,
     And once was a gaping silly,
     Your Whitechapel Countess will prove, Lord Duke,
     She’s a regular tiger-lily. 
     She’ll fight you with cold steel
          or she’ll run you off your legs
     Down the length of Piccadilly!”

That will satisfy; and perhaps indicate the hand.

’Popular sympathy, of course, was all on the side of the Fair, as ever in those days when women had not forfeited it by stepping from their sanctuary seclusion.’