Both agreed as to the fine morning it was.  Woodseer briefly assented to his keeper’s reiterated encomium on the morning, justified on oath.  A fine morning, indeed.  ‘Damned if I think I ever saw so fine a morning!’ Potts cried.  He had no other subject of conversation with this hybrid:  and being equally disposed for hot discourse or for sleep, the deprivation of the one and the other forced him to seek amusement in his famous reading of character; which was profound among the biped equine, jockeys, turfmen, sharpers, pugilists, demireps.  He fronted Woodseer with square shoulders and wide knees, an elbow on one, a fist on the other, engaged in what he termed the ‘prodding of his eel,’ or ‘nicking of his man,’ a method of getting straight at the riddle of the fellow by the test of how long he could endure a flat mute stare and return look for look unblinking.  The act of smoking fortifies and partly covers the insolence.  But if by chance an equable, not too narrowly focussed, counterstare is met, our impertinent inquisitor may resemble the fisherman pulled into deep waters by his fish.  Woodseer perused his man, he was not attempting to fathom him:  he had besides other stuff in his head.  Potts had naught, and the poor particle he was wriggled under detection.

‘Tobacco before breakfast!’ he said disgustedly tossing his cigar to the road.  ’Your pipe holds on.  Bad thing, I can tell you, that smoking on an empty stomach.  No trainer’d allow it, not for a whole fee or double.  Kills your wind.  Let me ask you, my good sir, are you going to turn?  We’ve sat a fairish stretch.  I begin to want my bath and a shave, linen and coffee.  Thirsty’ as a dog.’

He heard with stupefaction, that he could alight on the spot, if he pleased, otherwise he would be driven into Carlsruhe.  And now they had a lingual encounter, hot against cool; but the eyes of Chummy Potts having been beaten, his arguments and reproaches were not backed by the powerful looks which are an essential part of such eloquence as he commanded.  They fled from his enemy’s currishly, even while he was launching epithets.  His pathetic position subjected him to beg that Woodseer would direct the driver to turn, for he had no knowledge of ’their German lingo.’  And said he:  ’You’ve nothing to laugh at, that I can see.  I’m at your mercy, you brute; caught in a trap.  I never walk;—­and the sun fit to fry a mackerel along that road!  I apologize for abusing you; I can’t do more.  You’re an infernally clever player—­there!  And, upon my soul, I could drink ditchwater!  But if you’re going in for transactions at Carlsruhe, mark my words, your luck’s gone.  Laugh as much as you like.’

Woodseer happened to be smiling over the excellent reason for not turning back which inflicted the wofulness.  He was not without sympathy for a thirsty wretch, and guessing, at the sight of an avenue of limes to the left of the road, that a wayside inn was below, he said:  ’You can have coffee or beer in two minutes,’ and told the driver where to pull up.