air by turns daily; and the boys, too, all the boys
rosy and jolly, according to the last report received
of them from his friend Matthew. Enthusiasm
struck and tightened the loose chord of scepticism
in Lord Ormont; somewhat as if a dancing beggar had
entered a kennel-dog’s yard, designing to fascinate
the faithful beast. It is a chord of one note,
that is tightened to sound by the violent summons to
accept, which is a provocation to deny. At the
same time, the enthusiast’s dance is rather
funny; he is not an ordinary beggar; to see him trip
himself in his dance would be rather funnier.
This is to say, inspect the trumpeted school and
retire politely. My lord knew the Bern of frequent
visits: the woman was needed beside him to inspire
a feeling for scenic mountains. Philippa’s
admiration of them was like a new-pressed grape-juice
after a draught of the ripe vintage. Moreover,
Bobby was difficult: the rejected of his English
schools was a stiff Ormont at lessons, a wheezy Benlew
in the playground: exactly the reverse of what
should have been. A school of four languages
in bracing air, if a school with healthy dormitories,
and a school of the trained instincts we call gentlemanly,
might suit Master Bobby for a trial. An eye on
the boys of the school would see in a minute what
stuff they were made of. Supposing this young
Italianissimo with the English tongue to be tolerably
near the mark, with a deduction of two-thirds of the
enthusiasm, Bobby might stop at the school as long
as his health held out, or the master would keep him.
Supposing half a dozen things and more, the meeting
with this Mr. Calliand was a lucky accident.
But lucky accidents are anticipated only by fools.
Lord Ormont consented to visit the school. He
handed his card and invited his guest; he had a carriage
in waiting for the day, he said; and obedient to Lady
Charlotte’s injunctions, he withheld Philippa
from the party. She and her maid were to pass
the five hours of his absence in efforts to keep their
monkey Bobby out of the well of the solicitious bears.
My lord left his carriage at the inn of the village
lying below the school-house on a green height.
The young enthusiast was dancing him into the condition
of livid taciturnity, which could, if it would, flash
out pungent epigrams of the actual world at Operatic
recitative.
’There’s the old school-clock! Just
in time for the half-hour before dinner,’ said
Calliani, chattering two hundred to the minute, of
the habits and usages of the school, and how all had
meals together, the master, his wife, the teachers,
the boys. ‘And she—as for her!’
Calliani kissed finger up to the furthest skies:
into which a self-respecting sober Northener of the
Isles could imagine himself to kick enthusiastic gesticulators,
if it were polite to do so.
The school-house faced the master’s dwelling
house, and these, with a block of building, formed
a three-sided enclosure, like barracks! Forth
from the school-house door burst a dozen shouting lads,
as wasps from the hole of their nest from a charge
of powder. Out they poured whizzing; and the
frog he leaped, and pussy ran and doubled before the
hounds, and hockey-sticks waved, and away went a ball.
Cracks at the ball anyhow, was the game for the twenty-five
minutes breather before dinner.