The orchestra of yellow silk women and bald-headed men gave vent to a few bars of anticipatory music and a girl, in a pink dress with short skirts, galloped upon the stage.  She smiled upon the throng as if in acknowledgment of a warm welcome, and began to walk to and fro, making profuse gesticulations and singing, in brazen soprano tones, a song, the words of which were inaudible.  When she broke into the swift rattling measures of a chorus some half-tipsy men near the stage joined in the rollicking refrain and glasses were pounded rhythmically upon the tables.  People leaned forward to watch her and to try to catch the words of the song.  When she vanished there were long rollings of applause.

Obedient to more anticipatory bars, she reappeared amidst the half-suppressed cheering of the tipsy men.  The orchestra plunged into dance music and the laces of the dancer fluttered and flew in the glare of gas jets.  She divulged the fact that she was attired in some half dozen skirts.  It was patent that any one of them would have proved adequate for the purpose for which skirts are intended.  An occasional man bent forward, intent upon the pink stockings.  Maggie wondered at the splendor of the costume and lost herself in calculations of the cost of the silks and laces.

The dancer’s smile of stereotyped enthusiasm was turned for ten minutes upon the faces of her audience.  In the finale she fell into some of those grotesque attitudes which were at the time popular among the dancers in the theatres up-town, giving to the Bowery public the phantasies of the aristocratic theatre-going public, at reduced rates.

“Say, Pete,” said Maggie, leaning forward, “dis is great.”

“Sure,” said Pete, with proper complacence.

A ventriloquist followed the dancer.  He held two fantastic dolls on his knees.  He made them sing mournful ditties and say funny things about geography and Ireland.

“Do dose little men talk?” asked Maggie.

“Naw,” said Pete, “it’s some damn fake.  See?”

Two girls, on the bills as sisters, came forth and sang a duet that is heard occasionally at concerts given under church auspices.  They supplemented it with a dance which of course can never be seen at concerts given under church auspices.

After the duettists had retired, a woman of debatable age sang a negro melody.  The chorus necessitated some grotesque waddlings supposed to be an imitation of a plantation darkey, under the influence, probably, of music and the moon.  The audience was just enthusiastic enough over it to have her return and sing a sorrowful lay, whose lines told of a mother’s love and a sweetheart who waited and a young man who was lost at sea under the most harrowing circumstances.  From the faces of a score or so in the crowd, the self-contained look faded.  Many heads were bent forward with eagerness and sympathy.  As the last distressing sentiment of the piece was brought forth, it was greeted by that kind of applause which rings as sincere.