and the house has been pretty fairly insured.
Shrieking in it is an annoyance to the inmates, nonsensical;
weeping is a sickly business. The times are against
Radicalism to the full as much as great oratory is
opposed to extremes. These drag the orator too
near to the matter. So it is that one Radical
speech is amazingly like another—they all
have the earth-spots. They smell, too; they
smell of brimstone. Soaring is impossible among
that faction; but this they can do, they can furnish
the Tory his opportunity to soar. When hear you
a thrilling Tory speech that carries the country with
it, save when the incendiary Radical has shrieked?
If there was envy in the soul of Timothy, it was
addressed to the fine occasions offered to the Tory
speaker for vindicating our ancient principles and
our sacred homes. He admired the tone to be assumed
for that purpose: it was a good note. Then
could the Tory, delivering at the right season the
Shakesperian ‘This England . . .’ and
Byronic—’The inviolate Island . .
.’ shake the frame, as though smiting it with
the tail of the gymnotus electricus. Ah, and
then could he thump out his Horace, the Tory’s
mentor and his cordial, with other great ancient comic
and satiric poets, his old Port of the classical cellarage,
reflecting veneration upon him who did but name them
to an audience of good dispositions. The Tory
possessed also an innate inimitably easy style of humour,
that had the long reach, the jolly lordly indifference,
the comfortable masterfulness, of the whip of a four-in-hand
driver, capable of flicking and stinging, and of being
ironically caressing. Timothy appreciated it,
for he had winced under it. No professor of
Liberalism could venture on it, unless it were in
the remote district of a back parlour, in the society
of a cherishing friend or two, and with a slice of
lemon requiring to be refloated in the glass.
But gifts of this description were of a minor order.
Liberalism gave the heading cry, devoid of which
parties are dogs without a scent, orators mere pump-handles.
The Tory’s cry was but a whistle to his pack,
the Radical howled to the moon like any chained hound.
And no wonder, for these parties had no established
current, they were as hard-bound waters; the Radical
being dyked and dammed most soundly, the Tory resembling
a placid lake of the plains, fed by springs and no
confluents. For such good reasons, Mr. Timothy
rejoiced in the happy circumstances which had expelled
him from the shores of his native isle to find a refuge
and a vocation in Manchester at a period when an orator
happened to be in request because dozens were wanted.
That centre of convulsions and source of streams
possessed the statistical orator, the reasoning orator,
and the inspired; with others of quality; and yet it
had need of an ever-ready spontaneous imperturbable
speaker, whose bubbling generalizations and ability
to beat the drum humorous could swing halls of meeting