encompassing him on account of his nephew’s gallantry
at a period of dejection in Britain: for the
winter was dreadful; every kind heart that went to
bed with cold feet felt acutely for our soldiers on
the frozen heights, and thoughts of heroes were as
good as warming-pans. Heroes we would have.
It happens in war as in wit, that all the birds of
wonder fly to a flaring reputation. He that
has done one wild thing must necessarily have done
the other; so Nevil found himself standing in the
thick of a fame that blew rank eulogies on him for
acts he had not performed. The Earl of Romfrey
forwarded hampers and a letter of praise. ’They
tell me that while you were facing the enemy, temporarily
attaching yourself to one of the regiments—I
forget which, though I have heard it named—you
sprang out under fire on an eagle clawing a hare.
I like that. I hope you had the benefit of
the hare. She is our property, and I have issued
an injunction that she shall not go into the newspapers.’
Everard was entirely of a contrary opinion concerning
the episode of eagle and hare, though it was a case
of a bird of prey interfering with an object of the
chase. Nevil wrote home most entreatingly and
imperatively, like one wincing, begging him to contradict
that and certain other stories, and prescribing the
form of a public renunciation of his proclaimed part
in them. ‘The hare,’ he sent word,
’is the property of young Michell of the Rodney,
and he is the humanest and the gallantest fellow in
the service. I have written to my Lord.
Pray help to rid me of burdens that make me feel
like a robber and impostor.’
Everard replied:
’I have a letter from your captain, informing
me that I am unlikely to see you home unless you learn
to hold yourself in. I wish you were in another
battery than Robert Hall’s. He forgets
the force of example, however much of a dab he may
be at precept. But there you are, and please
clap a hundredweight on your appetite for figuring,
will you. Do you think there is any good in helping
to Frenchify our army? I loathe a fellow who
shoots at a medal. I wager he is easy enough
to be caught by circumvention—put me in
the open with him. Tom Biggot, the boxer, went
over to Paris, and stood in the ring with one of their
dancing pugilists, and the first round he got a crack
on the chin from the rogue’s foot; the second
round he caught him by the lifted leg, and punished
him till pec was all he could say of peccavi.
Fight the straightforward fight. Hang flan!
Battle is a game of give and take, and if our men
get elanned, we shall see them refusing to come up
to time. This new crossing and medalling is
the devil’s own notion for upsetting a solid
British line, and tempting fellows to get invalided
that they may blaze it before the shopkeepers and their
wives in the city. Give us an army!—none
of your caperers. Here are lots of circusy heroes
coming home to rest after their fatigues. One
was spouting at a public dinner yesterday night.
He went into it upright, and he ran out of it upright—at
the head of his men!—and here he is feasted
by the citizens and making a speech upright, and my
boy fronting the enemy!’