or utter dilapidation, so loose and rough it seemed;
a wind-in-the-orchard style, that tumbled down here
and there an appreciable fruit with uncouth bluster;
sentences without commencements running to abrupt endings
and smoke, like waves against a sea-wall, learned
dictionary words giving a hand to street-slang, and
accents falling on them haphazard, like slant rays
from driving clouds; all the pages in a breeze, the
whole book producing a kind of electrical agitation
in the mind and the joints. This was its effect
on the lady. To her the incomprehensible was
the abominable, for she had our country’s high
critical feeling; but he, while admitting that he
could not quite master it, liked it. He had dug
the book out of a bookseller’s shop in Malta,
captivated by its title, and had, since the day of
his purchase, gone at it again and again, getting
nibbles of golden meaning by instalments, as with a
solitary pick in a very dark mine, until the illumination
of an idea struck him that there was a great deal
more in the book than there was in himself. This
was sufficient to secure the devoted attachment of
young Mr. Beauchamp. Rosamund sighed with apprehension
to think of his unlikeness to boys and men among his
countrymen in some things. Why should he hug
a book he owned he could not quite comprehend?
He said he liked a bone in his mouth; and it was
natural wisdom, though unappreciated by women.
A bone in a boy’s mind for him to gnaw and
worry, corrects the vagrancies and promotes the healthy
activities, whether there be marrow in it or not.
Supposing it furnishes only dramatic entertainment
in that usually vacant tenement, or powder-shell,
it will be of service.
Nevil proposed to her that her next present should
be the entire list of his beloved Incomprehensible’s
published works, and she promised, and was not sorry
to keep her promise dangling at the skirts of memory,
to drop away in time. For that fire-and-smoke
writer dedicated volumes to the praise of a regicide.
Nice reading for her dear boy! Some weeks after
Nevil was off again, she abused herself for her half-hearted
love of him, and would have given him anything—the
last word in favour of the Country versus the royal
Martyr, for example, had he insisted on it. She
gathered, bit by bit, that he had dashed at his big
blustering cousin Cecil to vindicate her good name.
The direful youths fought in the Steynham stables,
overheard by the grooms. Everard received a fine
account of the tussle from these latter, and Rosamund,
knowing him to be of the order of gentlemen who, whatsoever
their sins, will at all costs protect a woman’s
delicacy, and a dependant’s, man or woman, did
not fear to have her ears shocked in probing him on
the subject.
Everard was led to say that Nevil’s cousins
were bedevilled with womanfolk.
From which Rosamund perceived that women had been
at work; and if so, it was upon the business of the
scandal-monger; and if so, Nevil fought his cousin
to protect her good name from a babbler of the family
gossip.