she had committed the profound connubial error of
transferring her affections, or her thoughts, from
him to his business, which, indeed, was much in want
of a mate; and while he squandered the guineas, she
patiently picked up the pence. They had not lived
unhappily. He was constantly courteous to her.
But to see the Port at that sordid work considerably
ruffled the Presence—put, as it were, the
peculiar division between them; and to behave toward
her as the same woman who had attracted his youthful
ardours was a task for his magnificent mind, and may
have ranked with him as an indemnity for his general
conduct, if his reflections ever stretched so far.
The townspeople of Lymport were correct in saying
that his wife, and his wife alone, had, as they termed
it, kept him together. Nevertheless, now that
he was dead, and could no longer be kept together,
they entirely forgot their respect for her, in the
outburst of their secret admiration for the popular
man. Such is the constitution of the inhabitants
of this dear Island of Britain, so falsely accused
by the Great Napoleon of being a nation of shopkeepers.
Here let any one proclaim himself Above Buttons, and
act on the assumption, his fellows with one accord
hoist him on their heads, and bear him aloft, sweating,
and groaning, and cursing, but proud of him!
And if he can contrive, or has any good wife at home
to help him, to die without going to the dogs, they
are, one may say, unanimous in crying out the same
eulogistic funeral oration as that commenced by Kilne,
the publican, when he was interrupted by Barnes, the
butcher, ‘Now, there’s a man!—’
Mrs. Harrington was sitting in her parlour with one
of her married nieces, Mrs. Fiske, and on reading
Lady Racial’s card she gave word for her to
be shown up into the drawing-room. It was customary
among Mrs. Harrington’s female relatives, who
one and all abused and adored the great Mel, to attribute
his shortcomings pointedly to the ladies; which was
as much as if their jealous generous hearts had said
that he was sinful, but that it was not his fault.
Mrs. Fiske caught the card from her aunt, read the
superscription, and exclaimed: ’The idea!
At least she might have had the decency! She
never set her foot in the house before—and
right enough too! What can she want now?
I decidedly would refuse to see her, aunt!’
The widow’s reply was simply, ‘Don’t
be a fool, Ann!’
Rising, she said: ’Here, take poor Jacko,
and comfort him till I come back.’
Jacko was a middle-sized South American monkey, and
had been a pet of her husband’s. He was
supposed to be mourning now with the rest of the family.
Mrs. Fiske received him on a shrinking lap, and had
found time to correct one of his indiscretions before
she could sigh and say, in the rear of her aunt’s
retreating figure, ’I certainly never would let
myself, down so’; but Mrs. Harrington took her
own counsel, and Jacko was of her persuasion, for
he quickly released himself from Mrs. Fiske’s
dispassionate embrace, and was slinging his body up
the balusters after his mistress.