‘Or a prince, a poll-parrot, a Perigord-pie,’ added Drummond, whose gravity did not prevent Mr. George from seeing that he was laughed at.

‘Well, then, now, listen to this,’ said Mr. George, leaning his two hands on the table resolutely.  Dessert was laid, and, with a full glass beside him, and a pear to peel, he determined to be heard.

The Countess’s eyes went mentally up to the vindictive heavens.  She stole a glance at Caroline, and was alarmed at her excessive pallor.  Providence had rescued Evan from this!

‘Now, I know this to be true,’ Mr. George began.  ’When old Mel was alive, he and I had plenty of sparring, and that—­but he’s dead, and I’ll do him justice.  I spoke of Burley Bennet just now.  Now, my lady, old Burley was, I think, Mel’s half-brother, and he came, I know, somewhere out of Drury Lane-one of the courts near the theatre—­I don’t know much of London.  However, old Mel wouldn’t have that.  Nothing less than being born in St. James’s Square would content old Mel, and he must have a Marquis for his father.  I needn’t be more particular.  Before ladies—­ ahem!  But Burley was the shrewd hand of the two.  Oh-h-h! such a card!  He knew the way to get into company without false pretences.  Well, I told you, he had lots more than L100,000—­some said two—­and he gave up Ryelands; never asked for it, though he won it.  Consequence was, he commanded the services of somebody pretty high.  And it was he got Admiral Harrington made a captain, posted, commodore, admiral, and K.C.B., all in seven years!  In the Army it ’d have been half the time, for the H.R.H. was stronger in that department.  Now, I know old Burley promised Mel to leave him his money, and called the Admiral an ungrateful dog.  He didn’t give Mel much at a time—­now and then a twenty-pounder or so—­I saw the cheques.  And old Mel expected the money, and looked over his daughters like a turkey-cock.  Nobody good enough for them.  Whacking handsome gals—­three! used to be called the Three Graces of Lymport.  And one day Burley comes and visits Mel, and sees the girls.  And he puts his finger on the eldest, I can tell you.  She was a spanker!  She was the handsomest gal, I think, ever I saw.  For the mother’s a fine woman, and what with the mother, and what with old Mel—­’

‘We won’t enter into the mysteries of origin,’ quoth Lady Jocelyn.

’Exactly, my lady.  Oh, your servant, of course.  Before ladies.  A Burley Bennet, I said.  Long and short was, he wanted to take her up to London.  Says old Mel:  “London ’s a sad place.”—­” Place to make money,” says Burley.  “That’s not work for a young gal,” says Mel.  Long and short was, Burley wanted to take her, and Mel wouldn’t let her go.’  Mr. George lowered his tone, and mumbled, ’Don’t know how to explain it very well before ladies.  What Burley wanted was—­it wasn’t quite honourable, you know, though there was a good deal of spangles on it, and whether a real H.R.H., or a