“Horse-guards blue, and horse-guards red,”
he wrote—“the blue only want boiling.”
There is reason to suppose that his disrespectful
joke was not original in him, but it displayed his
character in a fresh light. Of course, if either
of the girls was to go, Dahlia was the person.
The farmer commenced his usual process of sitting
upon the idea. That it would be policy to attach
one of the family to this chirping old miser, he thought
incontestable. On the other hand, he had a dread
of London, and Dahlia was surpassingly fair.
He put the case to Robert, in remembrance of what
his wife had spoken, hoping that Robert would amorously
stop his painful efforts to think fast enough for the
occasion. Robert, however, had nothing to say,
and seemed willing to let Dahlia depart. The
only opponents to the plan were Mrs. Sumfit, a kindly,
humble relative of the farmer’s, widowed out
of Sussex, very loving and fat; the cook to the household,
whose waist was dimly indicated by her apron-string;
and, to aid her outcries, the silently-protesting
Master Gammon, an old man with the cast of eye of an
antediluvian lizard, the slowest old man of his time—a
sort of foreman of the farm before Robert had come
to take matters in hand, and thrust both him and his
master into the background. Master Gammon remarked
emphatically, once and for all, that “he never
had much opinion of London.” As he had
never visited London, his opinion was considered the
less weighty, but, as he advanced no further speech,
the sins and backslidings of the metropolis were strongly
brought to mind by his condemnatory utterance.
Policy and Dahlia’s entreaties at last prevailed
with the farmer, and so the fair girl went up to the
great city.
After months of a division that was like the division
of her living veins, and when the comfort of letters
was getting cold, Rhoda, having previously pledged
herself to secresy, though she could not guess why
it was commanded, received a miniature portrait of
Dahlia, so beautiful that her envy of London for holding
her sister away from her, melted in gratitude.
She had permission to keep the portrait a week; it
was impossible to forbear from showing it to Mrs.
Sumfit, who peeped in awe, and that emotion subsiding,
shed tears abundantly. Why it was to be kept
secret, they failed to inquire; the mystery was possibly
not without its delights to them. Tears were
shed again when the portrait had to be packed up and
despatched. Rhoda lived on abashed by the adorable
new refinement of Dahlia’s features, and her
heart yearned to her uncle for so caring to decorate
the lovely face.
One day Rhoda was at her bed-room window, on the point
of descending to encounter the daily dumpling, which
was the principal and the unvarying item of the midday
meal of the house, when she beheld a stranger trying
to turn the handle of the iron gate. Her heart
thumped. She divined correctly that it was her
uncle. Dahlia had now been absent for very many
months, and Rhoda’s growing fretfulness sprang
the conviction in her mind that something closer than
letters must soon be coming. She ran downstairs,
and along the gravel-path. He was a little man,
square-built, and looking as if he had worn to toughness;
with an evident Sunday suit on: black, and black
gloves, though the day was only antecedent to Sunday.