Thanks to her strategy, as she thought, her object was gained.  The night did not pass before she learnt, from the hero’s own mouth, that Mr. Richards, the father of the hero, and a stern lawyer, was adverse to his union with this young lady he loved, because of a ward of his, heiress to an immense property, whom he desired his son to espouse; and because his darling Letitia was a Catholic—­Letitia, the sole daughter of a brave naval officer deceased, and in the hands of a savage uncle, who wanted to sacrifice this beauty to a brute of a son.  Mrs. Berry listened credulously to the emphatic narrative, and spoke to the effect that the wickedness of old people formed the excuse for the wildness of young ones.  The ceremonious administration of oaths of secrecy and devotion over, she was enrolled in the hero’s band, which now numbered three, and entered upon the duties with feminine energy, for there are no conspirators like women.  Ripton’s lieutenancy became a sinecure, his rank merely titular.  He had never been married—­he knew nothing about licences, except that they must be obtained, and were not difficult—­he had not an idea that so many days’ warning must be given to the clergyman of the parish where one of the parties was resident.  How should he?  All his forethought was comprised in the ring, and whenever the discussion of arrangements for the great event grew particularly hot and important, he would say, with a shrewd nod:  “We mustn’t forget the ring, you know, Mrs. Berry!” and the new member was only prevented by natural complacence from shouting:  “Oh, drat ye! and your ring too.”  Mrs. Berry had acted conspicuously in fifteen marriages, by banns, and by licence, and to have such an obvious requisite dinned in her ears was exasperating.  They could not have contracted alliance with an auxiliary more invaluable, an authority so profound; and they acknowledged it to themselves.  The hero marched like an automaton at her bidding; Lieutenant Thompson was rejoiced to perform services as errand-boy in the enterprise.

“It’s in hopes you’ll be happier than me, I do it,” said the devout and charitable Berry.  “Marriages is made in heaven, they say; and if that’s the case, I say they don’t take much account of us below!”

Her own woeful experiences had been given to the hero in exchange for his story of cruel parents.

Richard vowed to her that he would henceforth hold it a duty to hunt out the wanderer from wedded bonds, and bring him back bound and suppliant.

“Oh, he’ll come!” said Mrs. Berry, pursing prophetic wrinkles:  “he’ll come of his own accord.  Never anywhere will he meet such a cook as Bessy Berry!  And he know her value in his heart of hearts.  And I do believe, when he do come, I shall be opening these arms to him again, and not slapping his impidence in the face—­I’m that soft!  I always was—­in matrimony, Mr. Richards!”