The hawk flapped its wings and winked both eyes; so Shibli Bagarag took forth the phial from his breast, remembering the virtues of the waters of the Well of Paravid, and touched his lips with them, that he might be endowed with flowing speech before the King of Oolb. As he did this the phial was open, and the hawk leaned to it and dipped its beak into the water; and he entered the city and passed through the long streets towards the palace of the King, and craved audience of him as one that had a thing marvellous to tell. So the King commanded that Shibli Bagarag should be brought before him, for he was a lover of marvels. As he went into the presence of the King, Shibli Bagarag listened to the hawk, for the hawk spake his language, and it said, ’Proclaim to the King a new wonder—“the talking hawk."’
So when he had bent his body to the King, he proclaimed the new wonder; and the King seemed not to observe the hawk, and said, ’From what city art thou?’
He answered, ‘Native, O King, to Shiraz; newly from the City of Shagpat.’
And the King asked, ‘How is it with that hairy wonder?’
He answered, ‘The dark forest flourisheth about him.’
And the King said, ’That is well! We of the City of Oolb take our fashions from them of the City of Shagpat, and it is but yesterday that I bastinadoed a barber that strayed among us.’
Shibli Bagarag sighed when he heard the King, and thought to himself, ’How unfortunate is the race of barbers, once honourable and in esteem! Surely it will not be otherwise till Shagpat is shaved!’ And the King called out to him for the cause of his sighing; so he said, ’I sigh, O King of the age, considering how like may be the case of the barber bastinadoed but yesterday, in his worth and value, to that of Roomdroom, the reader of planets, that was a barber.’
And he related the story of Roomdroom for the edification of the King and the exaltation of barbercraft, delivering himself neatly and winningly and pointedly, so that the story should apply, which was its merit and its origin.
GOORELKA OF OOLB
When Shibli Bagarag had finished his narration of the case of Roomdroom the barber, the King of Oolb said, ’O thou, native of Shiraz, there is persuasion and sweetness and fascination on thy tongue, and I am touched with compassion for the soles of Baba Mustapha, that I bastinadoed but yesterday, and he was from Shiraz likewise.’
Now, the heart of Shibli Bagarag leapt when he heard mention of Baba Mustapha; and he knew him for his uncle that was searching him. He would have cried aloud his relationship, but the hawk whispered in his ear. Then the hawk said to him, ’There is danger in the King’s muteness respecting me, for I am visible to him. Proclaim the spirit of prophecy.’
So he proclaimed that spirit, and the King said, ’Prophesy to me of barbercraft.’